Judging by the looks of it,
you're just some little sh!t
go back to yo momma's tit
don't just disconnect and quit
(in response to sore losers who just let their clock run down at Live Chess)
Help with some rhymes
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Jan 5, 2015
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#3
Yes with all my greatest might, I trapped the disgusting Knight
Threw him on to the front lawn, and yet won another Pawn
I slapped him shut like a book when I won another Rook
It's the pain of a broken spleen, as he goes to drop his queen
Hark the Herald angels sing, terror to his now dead king.
The sky will collide with your big ego
Come at me, or is it all just show?
You run your mouth about things you do not know
Your IQ and your ratings abysmally low
e4 c5, your game already in its last throes
guess you only know how to pose?
Jupiter has paid you a visit, now kiss it!
MC Magnus, ~ 2014
Jan 5, 2015
0
#5
slightlybalding - Problem solved for you. Go with post 5, and play the notes to Hark the Herald Angels Sing in the background.
please God of all things holy no... No That is the last thing anyone needs...
Are these just random chess rhymes, or are you trying to write an actual poem?
Sans bruit, cherchant a se distraire,
Aimable sans salamalecs,
Souriants meme au sort contraire,
Voila les amateurs d'échecs.
Jules Lazard, Quatrains échiquéens.
Whithout noise, looking for distraction,
Kind whithout complication
Smiling against their fate
thee are the true chess mates.
Sorry for my french :)
Sad...
Rook and Bishop point to f7
your whole defense is bloated like leaven
I see your troops without a leader
where's your Queen when you need her?
That whore is hanging out at a6
Homeboy, you can't stand up to me at Blitz
Where's your rook, oh I see him
still not connected with his sibling
guess you forgot to do the castling.
Doesn't matter anyhow
your whole ship is drowning now.
What's your last will
before I'm going for the kill?
charles_butternucker wrote:
Where's your rook, oh I see him
still not connected with his sibling
lol :)
I bet Mom told you, you were special
you should've been just a facial
I don't need more proof
A draw offer every second move?
Kiddo, you don't know who you're messing with
outwitting you was God's own gift
I play Black and still attacking
you can't cope with the pressure, that's where you lacking.
Playful squirrel (a.k.a. David Pruess) has an epic chess rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BkwIWqNyTY
charles_butternucker wrote:
Definite Eminem feel to this one LOL
I bet Mom told you, you were special
you should've been just a facial
I don't need more proof
A draw offer every second move?
Kiddo, you don't know who you're messing with
outwitting you was God's own gift
I play Black and still attacking
you can't cope with the pressure, that's where you lacking.
I jsut want to say....I am glad you all have day jobs, and you should be glad too. :)
The chess board screams in agony
when you start with 1. h3
You hear it's scream, and sorry you
correct your move with 2. h2
Your opponent now is rather bored
(He'd get more challenge from a gourd)
And so he goes for a quick mate
But by then it is too late
The clock with honor, for your foe
Erects a flag and counts to 0
So that's how come you always win
And your rating is 4 billion.
Beating crooks, winning with rooks!
Schooling teens, promoting queens!
Letting out yawns, while mating with pawns!
Need help with the rest, and obviously improving the existing ones.