Well sorry I have given up bowling for sex. The balls are lighter but you don't have to change your shoes!
As for a glass set. Unforunate accident. Ia Drang Valley 1965.
About beating women. All battered women seem to be moving to NCarolina because the Caroling Panthers can't beat anyone! I have renamed them the Carolina Possums. They play dead at home and get killed on the road ;-)
I have obviously hit the bullseye with you babe LOL ;-)
Well chess for me is so much mental masturbation. Might as well have a nic; chessticles ;-(
Are you sure that you didn't get injured at bowling ?