How did I crush Computer4-IMPOSSIBLE IN 4 MOVES?!

stockfish gives black +10.0 points,WOW BRONSTEIN,how did you come up with that move,playing that from now on.

Thanks buddy. This computers really suck, I usually laugh at everyone that says computers will solve chess.

Fascinating. thank you for the clear commentary. To me, it is like you played it like a Chess960 game, first looking to restrict the moves available to the Knight. The Computer would know all the standard defences very well, but had to start "thinking for itself" from move 2.

interesting that it would allow itself to 'time out'! Program written by Computer Programmers: it needs a Mathematician like Erdos to give some input.

Wow you actually managed to trick a computer so well. It was probably tired from playing games continuously 24/7. But, ultimately, I think the computer was trying to find a way to checkmate you once you played 2. Kf7! (best move to outplay machines) and started to have panic attacks and meltdowns.

computers cant be tricked

That's the point. I always believed that computers can't get tricked if set to the maximum difficulty. But apparently Kf7!!!!!!!!!!!! does the job nice and well.

I have a better system:

But there are only 35 possible moves in that position for white. A computer can check all of them before you can blink and checkmates you before you can celebrate your winning position.

Kf7 is the only real way. Maybe computer science and forensic science can explain why

Given that after 4. .. d6 white's position was just lost, COMPUTER4-IMPOSSIBLE came up with a new strategy, almost as novel as 2. .. Kf7, walking away from the game. 

Unfortunately, black was able to counter by using a relatively unused rule in the FIDE Rulebook and expertly claimed a 'win by abandonment' before COMPUTER4-IMPOSSIBLE could return with a 3rd rook on a3.

V3 sucks but I dont think the computer lost because of it.

It lost because Im way superior than it.

You won due to superioir knowledge of FIDE Rules regarding players who abruptly walk away from the game.

Stop it with the Jealousy bud. My annotations clearly show my inhuman and deep understanding of chess.

You have nothing but my deepest admiration for moves like 2. .. Kf7: a legendary move that even Kasparov could not have found in his prime.

But, you had to also have had keen insight into FIDE Rules to know you can call a game if your opponent decides to head out the door.  Novice players might be prone to sit there and assume a COMPUTER player would eventually return to finish the game ... perhaps even slighting a 3rd rook on to the board for the poor, unsuspecting newbie.

Thanks, its hard out there.

*Whoosh*

Joke ->

Your head