How do you prepare for a chess game?

I find I score much better when I flog the bishop, clean the pipes, or choke the chicken before an important game.  How about you?

Sinner!

Sin or not it works great.

Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh oooooooohhhhhhh    eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh 

yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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What about spanking the monkey?

I often sing a song to make my opponents mad. Then they often go for unsound sacrifices to take revenge and lose the game.

Whenever my opponent has a chance I repeatedly tell him/her to "do it for the vine!" Until he/she proceeds to do so

But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death.

James 1:14-15

I try to get good and drunk the night before the round, so that I will look and feel my best when the tournament starts.