HOW TO BECOME GRAND MASTER BY END OF DAY?

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HOW TO BECOME GRAND MASTER BY END OF DAY?

 

HELP.

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LOOOL

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SIR PLS HELP ME

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Wire me $500,000 and I'll get Tony on it.

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Well, normally to become a grandmaster, it takes 3 GM norms and 2500 rating. That will be a few games with typical time control, with no more than 2 per day. This means that it will take a few weeks.

Their is a surprising way though. If you win the world championsship, you will be awarded the GM title. This also counts with the worlds senior championsship and maybe the world junior championsship. They usually take place over a few days, though.

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You could resort to bribery

Avatar of PJKCuber

End of day???? Find a way to use Stockfish in OTB matches, go directly to National Championship you will get a high rating, but for norms you will need at least 6 months.

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You could send $5000 to a diploma mill and have them declare you to be an official chess grandmaster.

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Award yourself the title

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TKS FOR ADVICE I AM NOW GRAND MASTER

Avatar of Ziggy_Zugzwang

First become a "super" GM, then lose to an IM....

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JIHAD ON ALL OF YOU

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try to beat here computer-4-impossible and if you can win against it/him,you are a grandmaster and you need to just wait to get the title from fide

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ifd you become a grandmaster at the end of the day,at night you will die