How to leave a club

Hope you had a good reason to leave that club!

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Hilarious!

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start spamming in the club, and they will kick u out

You have to trigger article 50 then come to an agreement possibly costing you loads if you want to leave.

Did you not know there is a credit check if you leave a club? You are supposed to be loyal not leave any club and join any you wish.

I believe it entails bribes passed to the right hands.

Well, you could just not participate. That would border on rude, though. Or, if you were a sick mind, tell them that you are terminally ill and that you are probably going to commit suicide. Some equally sick minds might say, "Can I have your Chess stuff, then, please?"