How to play like Magnuts Carlson?!

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I want to play like Magnuts Carlson, any tips on how to? I want to win drawn positions. I want to be 2800+ FIDE. I want to outplay my opponent in the Philidor as the side with the pawn plus.

Does this look like someone Magnuts Carlson would play?

 

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Should have been posted in Game Showcase.

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urk escribió:
Should have been posted in Game Showcase.

Mods!

Im asking a question. I want book suggestions, coach suggestion, everything.

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I SWEAR IF YOU MOD, CHANGE THIS THING TO GAME SHOWCASE HELL IS GONNA FALL ON YOU, I KNOW ERIK PERSONALLY AND I WILL GET YOU FIRED.

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How to play like Magnuts Carlson? Should I just read endgame books?

I also want to be like him and have Liv Tyler as my hot GF.

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urk escribió:
Should have been posted in Game Showcase.

Mods!

Do you think I played like Carlson?

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No
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And learn to spell his name properly FFS.
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I thought his name was magnets?

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Marya Muzychuk doesn't play in Qatar. Maybe she's free for coaching.

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If not, she could always chuk the mag nuts on his car, son.

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Why didnt Magnus flirt with Anastasia Karlovich on the FIDE press conferences? Im confused.

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1. Kg2 Ke2 2. h5 Be5 3. hxg6 Qf1#
"Does this look like someone Magnuts Carlson would play?"

Yes.

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BronsteinPawn wrote:

Why didnt Magnus flirt with Anastasia Karlovich on the FIDE press conferences? Im confused.

Don't you have to attend press conferences to flirt with people ?

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Magnets? Is that safe? What about books?

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Wow, Anastasia Karlovich is so hot, I think I'm gonna flirt with her via Twitter.

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BronsteinPawn wrote:

Wow, Anastasia Karlovich is so hot, I think I'm gonna flirt with her via Twitter.

Magnuts, if you are gonna flirt on Twatter her name there is Anastasiya Karlovich.

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BronsteinPawn wrote:

Wow, Anastasia Karlovich is so hot, I think I'm gonna flirt with her via Twitter.

Don't you dare! She's my future wife!

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She's already married. DANGIT.

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I knew she was already married, sorry for making you dream guys.