HOW TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK KEY?

I HAVE A NEW KEYBOARD, WITH NO CAPS LOCK KEY. OR MAYBE I'M JUST A 10 YEARS OLD MORRON WHO LIKES TO WRITE BIG LETTERS IN THE 'GENERAL CHESS DISCUSSION' FORUM, BECAUSE THEN EVERYONE WILL SEE THE MY MESSAGE, EVEN IF IT'S RATHER DUMB. YOU KNOW, LIKE IN COMMERICALS. AWESOME HA? MAYBE IF CHESS.COM WILL PROGRAM THE SITE TO AUTOMATICALLY DELETE THE ACCOUNT OF ANYONE WHO MAKES A CAPS LOCK HEADLINE, IT WILL ALL GO AWAY, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM DUMB DUUUH. DUUUUUUH.

I USE UBUNTU, AND IM BEING SARCASTIC. BUT I APPRECIATE THE GOOD WILL. OR MAYBE YOU'RE JOKING TOO AND I JUST DIDNT GET IT, AS I SAY IM DUMB. DUUUUH.

hmm.. nice computer knowledge Coolout, I'm impressed. Are you a programmer?

I use Wine HQ, it's good enough for anything I need.