Except that all I have available to roll is Quaker Oats or hazelnut flavored ground coffee...
For the record, I was not suggesting any illegal activity - and, in case you were not aware, Quaker Oats are already "rolled" - sent through big steel rollers.
Keep talking, you're going to force me yet to roll (double roll?) some Quaker Oats. And what do I use for paper, and how do I light it, and do I take small or large puffs? Are burning Quaker Oats carcinogenic? So many questions...
This is a fun topic.
I mean, there are so many ways to look at it.
From psychological, to spiritual, to philosophical, etc.
Time to fire up the coffee pot.