I CRUSH TROLLS IN CHESS

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molo1

I want my rating crushed!

ilikewindmills
Ok. We're going to play several games with you.

1.ilikewindmills
2.newengland7
3.Macer75
4.Kaynight
5.BronsteinPawn

Challenge us in this order and see how well you do.
ArgoNavis

That list is incomplete.

molo1

Efv I challenge you to a duel. Do you yield?

EFV1728

3 DAYS PER MOVE

cnj513
EFV1728 wrote:

I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED I WAS THIS EDDIE VERDA

 

WOW... just... WOW!

 

https://www.chess.com/member/efv1728

 

Note where EFV1728, EXPLICITLY CLAIMS TO BE EDDIE VERDA.

 

( - IS IT ME?... AM I OUT OF LINE HERE??   ... you should see the stuff I've received in my mailbox!)

EscherehcsE

Ha, I got 3 PMs from OP yesterday. I deleted them unread. I think he's an 8-yr old with anger issues.

lofina_eidel_ismail
ilikewindmills wrote:
Ok. We're going to play several games with you.

1.ilikewindmills
2.newengland7
3.Macer75
4.Kaynight
5.BronsteinPawn

Challenge us in this order and see how well you do.

you will need to update your list Winds, BP is not available

CookedQueen

Before you have a crush on your beloved trolls maybe someone could show you how to locate and use the caps-lock. That key is not meant for beginners, so take care wink.png

cnj513
EscherehcsE wrote:

Ha, I got 3 PMs from OP yesterday. I deleted them unread. I think he's an 8-yr old with anger issues.

 

What worries me is that EFV1728 is NOT some kid prankster, but the real Verda. Verda was playing pretty fair tournament chess at least forty years ago... I am quite literally concerned he may be somewhere crapping his "Depends" and having some kind of mental breakdown, or worse yet, a stroke or transient ischemic attack or something.

 

I kind of reached out to him after he contacted me privately, even offered to let him "crush my skull" by giving him the honor of being the first human I ever play...

 

All I got was post after post of nonsensical rant.

 

No kidding. If anyone knows the guy, you really aught to look in on him.

ilikewindmills
Ok.

5.kingofshedinjas then
VladimirHerceg91

You made a thread called "Fischer was the greatest chess player that ever lived". Nobody on earth is going to agree with such a ridiculous opinion. I think you only wrote it to provoke others, so in reality you're the troll. 

Prachi8101

Total disgrace to mankind..........

EFV1728

TROLLS MUST EXTERMINATED FROM ALL CHESS.COM FORUMS BY A MANDITORY SENTENCE TO PLAY ME A 24-GAME CHESS MATCH IF THEY LOOSE THIS MATCH TO ME THERE CHESS HISTORY ON CHESS.COM

cnj513
EFV1728 wrote:

TROLLS MUST EXTERMINATED FROM ALL CHESS.COM FORUMS BY A MANDITORY SENTENCE TO PLAY ME A 24-GAME CHESS MATCH IF THEY LOOSE THIS MATCH TO ME THERE CHESS HISTORY ON CHESS.COM

 

HEY!... ANYBODY WANNA MEET THIS GUY'S DEMANDS SO YOU CAN PLAY HIM??

 

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY 24 CONSECUTIVE GAMES OF 3-DAY CHESS, PER HIS DEMANDS...

 

... It'll only take you 7,8 - 10 years, TOPS!

EFV1728

I GOT A RECIPE FOR TOSSED TROLL SALAD

Lord0fThe0nionRings

Yeah I bet you loooove tossing salad...

PawnPusher1536

@EFV1728 Dude.  Really.  CapsLock.  And grammar.  All are important.  Or else you'll be unsuccessful in life.

EFV1728

BUDDY ITS MY ANDROID KEYBOARD I AM USING MY FINGERS AND WRITING REAL FAST MY GRAMMER IS FIND AND MY CHESS PLAYING IS EVEN BETTER

LouStule
EFV1728 wrote:

I AM TALKING TO YOU I CAN CRUSH YOUR SKULL QUIT GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT ITS YOUR SKULL I AM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW YOUR SKULL I CAN CRUSH I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ME PAL I HAVE PLAYED THREE CHESSPLAYERS WHO PLAYED BOBBY FISCHER TWO DREW HIM AND ONE PLAYED A HARD FOUGHT GAME AGAINST FISCHER

Those players that played Fischer...They crushed you!