I hate YOU, Breyer

Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.
Sure, do you want me to schedule a séance?

You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.
Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.
Is that why your avatar is crying?

Just like all of the Maroczy variations? It is white telling black "oh, you wanted a tactical game? Ha! Try this on for size!"
Except that a seance with maroczy has already been done.
http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1486372

At least this thread is about chess & about a player's frustration with a particular setup. I like it.

At least this thread is about chess & about a player's frustration with a particular setup. I like it.
Amen to that!

Note to self: Don't try to read fourms on c.c if you are under influence

You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.
Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.
Is that why your avatar is crying?
Yep. This is how I feel whenever I find out what Im playing is a Breyer and not a Najdorf.

At least this thread is about chess & about a player's frustration with a particular setup. I like it.
That is so disturbing. I was expecting moral support and tips on how to avoid the Breyer, I wasnt expecting all this bullying.

I have an old game from a Classic Regulated Tournament here in Mexico where I started with 1...c5 and somehow I ended up in a Breyer structure with a bishop on g7 and a e5-d6-c5 pawn complex. I wont share the game because I dont want to know my fellow Mexican players to know Im a crappy troll in my internet life but I think you get the idea. Why cant people just man up and play an Open Sicilian?

You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.
Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.
Is that why your avatar is crying?
Yep. This is how I feel whenever I find out what Im playing is a Breyer and not a Najdorf.
Deep bro, deep.
You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.
Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.