I hate YOU, Breyer

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You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.

 

Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.

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Wait this guy actually plays chess?
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BronsteinPawn wrote:

Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.

Sure, do you want me to schedule a séance?

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I play chess, if I didnt why would I be here in the first place?

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BronsteinPawn wrote:

You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.

 

Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.

Is that why your avatar is crying?

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Destroyer_Mark_1420 wrote:
In before the lock

Why would the thread be locked?

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inb4thelock
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BobbyTalparov wrote:

Just like all of the Maroczy variations? It is white telling black "oh, you wanted a tactical game? Ha! Try this on for size!"

Except that a seance with maroczy has already been done.

http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1486372

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At least this thread is about chess & about a player's frustration with a particular setup.  I like it.

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president_max wrote:

At least this thread is about chess & about a player's frustration with a particular setup.  I like it.

Amen to that! 

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No religion in general forum.
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will_n wrote:
No religion in general forum.

Note to self: Don't try to read fourms on c.c if you are under influence

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FM_Checkmate escribió:
BronsteinPawn wrote:

You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.

 

Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.

Is that why your avatar is crying?

Yep. This is how I feel whenever I find out what Im playing is a Breyer and not a Najdorf.

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president_max escribió:

At least this thread is about chess & about a player's frustration with a particular setup.  I like it.

That is so disturbing. I was expecting moral support and tips on how to avoid the Breyer, I wasnt expecting all this bullying. 

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To avoid the Breyer, don't play the Ruy.

Then you'll have to avoid other stuff.

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Oh, well, no matter what you play, you're going to be frustrated by something.

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I have an old game from a Classic Regulated Tournament here in Mexico where I started with 1...c5 and somehow I ended up in a Breyer structure with a bishop on g7 and a e5-d6-c5 pawn complex. I wont share the game because I dont want to know my fellow Mexican players to know Im a crappy troll in my internet life but I think you get the idea. Why cant people just man up and play an Open Sicilian?

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BronsteinPawn wrote:
FM_Checkmate escribió:
BronsteinPawn wrote:

You dummy, what the heck where you thinking when you invented the Breyer vartion? Im tired of playing Closed Sicilians which end up looking like Breyers. I played 1...c5 to mate or be mated, not to fall asleep while I manouver my pieces around and perform positional manouvers I dont understand like a little GIRL.

 

Could someone send that message to Breyer? Thx.

Is that why your avatar is crying?

Yep. This is how I feel whenever I find out what Im playing is a Breyer and not a Najdorf.

 

Deep bro, deep.

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The dude is right. Closed Sicilian positions are cancer