I need someone to give me a gold membership...who can give me one?
Why would you want to be SA of a club? With your high timeout ratio of nearly 55%, you don't even have time to play your games and you make your opponents frustrated by making them wait forever for you to make a move. So where will you have time to look after a club, if all you do is just make forum posts and don't even move in your games.
You are not a kid... most of my time is occupied with rehearsals and homework. I don't know, it feels great to be the leader of something. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I ask my mom if she has apples.
Then I'll ask Daddy if he has oranges and grapes.
I need urgently to become SA. I need sponsors. This is not a fraud, NOT A FRAUD...