I SUCK AT CHESS

"hey guys, I suck at chess. help. thx"

so? keep sucking and enjoy life. why does it matter? play with players of your rate and enjoy a good hamburger. seriously, - if you'll be better - let's say, an IM. what would it matter? you'll still play with people in your level - 2300-2500. are the numbers what matter? not to mention that you may get proud because of it, and start to talk down to everyone who is ~100 points below you... I see that in here All the time. - selling time, effort, and character, just for chess... the ultimate knight-sacrifice. brave!

https://lichess.org/learn#/

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Here's an episodes of C.O.P.S which mentions 'chess'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMg9yyUrV_o&t=843s

Let's all sit back, relax and enjoy - The Case of the Brilliant Berserko

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or one of Weird Al's interviews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbWDsZvj0k

[this one's a bit rough graphically, beware]