What if man solves chess? Will the computers quit playing?
There was a short story once where Alekhine, on his deathbed, recounted the story of when he was at the St Petersburg tournament and an old Russian peasant came to his hotel room claiming to have found a way for White to checkmate in twelve moves from the initial position. Alekhine, at first scornful, eventually got the pieces out and let the old man try it out. Twelve moves later he looked at the board in amazement. "Do that again!". The old man obliged. After losing in twelve moves several times over, Alekhine rushed along the corridor to fetch Lasker. Same result. The two grandmasters looked at each other in horror as they realized that chess was now solved...
"And then?" asks the listener. "Then?" whispers Alekhine, almost with his last breath. "Why, we killed him, of course."
Bigpoison and Gil-Gandel, you both made me laugh hard... XD
BTW Gil-Gandel, Is that an elvish name?
Yes, it is. It means "Star-harp" (in Sindarin, if you care) and is the name of a Grey-elf bard I roleplay.

UNBELIEVABLE quote!
the story with alekhine... i don't belive it, but it's cool!