In what ways is chess not like life?

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bullregard
Mavis808 wrote:

Well. If life is like chess, where does love apply? Arent the pawns, just merely pawns. 

I fell for my f-pawn once, until I found out that she was cheating on me.

bullregard
Fkey wrote:

In chess the Bishops can move from one side of board to the other in one move.

In real life the bishops take centries to move an inch.

Ha ha!

bullregard

No, I caught her in passing the other e-pawn.

mdinnerspace

Chess requires deep thought.

Too much thinking in life

A migraine will ensue.

(Or should it be the other way around)?

solskytz

Love applies in post mortem, analysis, teaching activities - when you want the other player to grow. 

During the game it applies in one's own camp only - the white pieces love each other and love the squares they control. 

solskytz

I'll be the judge on this after investing a few minutes on reading the thread. 

Fun points

Fkey: 14

Kaynight: about -8. 

Personal attack points

Fkey: 10. Returned the blows well. 

Kaynight: -5 for being lame. 

mdinnerspace

I have heard of a horse going lame, sometimes having to be shot Likewise a lame knight will struggle mightily in battle... might even fall to a pawn.

solskytz

I heard of cases where a lame horse is killed out of mercy. But not in these forums of course. 

Lancelot325

In real life the woman (queen) doesn't give a damn about what the man (king) says. In chess she has to defend him for saving the marriage (game).

mdinnerspace

Actually the queen does listen... it's the pig - headed king that runs around trying to get mated.

solskytz

So long as the web around him is tight enough, I guess...

mdinnerspace

Mated at a distance or mated up close and personal by a pawn might make a difference to a King. Depends on his disposition and upbringing I suppose. But you are right.. most really don't give a hoot.

solskytz

But life is also just a game. 

petrikeckman

There seems to be battle in conversation forums. Communication is a big part of life. Who argue best, he/she makes chessmate and win the competition. This is a big similarity between life and chess (this is just for those who denies all the similarities between chess and life).

Then what is a difference: sex. Or is it sex in chess? In life it should be.

BigKingBud

Never had a useless companion that I could swap for the most powerful ally available. 

mdinnerspace

I once traded my sleeping bag for a car. Got the raw end of the deal. Car broke down, 20 degrees outside, 3:00 am. Sometimes I hate seeing my pawns getting traded in.. they having made such a long journey.