harmi. you are so hilarious. Can you believe this technique for winning?
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harmi wrote:
yeah, i do it all the time, why do you think i´ve got 1685 right now LOL
I don´t know what people do in their homes, my third game of chess i played to a guy and after three moves he asked me to marry him, i replied "you´re a bit slow dude, i expected to have your baby by now." He kept going on he wanted an internet chess wife, i had to become a bit tougher and told him i thought he wasn´t he man enough, he resigned. I sent him the divorce papers.
LOL
Jun 1, 2009
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harmi wrote:
yeah, i do it all the time, why do you think i´ve got 1685 right now LOL
I don´t know what people do in their homes, my third game of chess i played to a guy and after three moves he asked me to marry him, i replied "you´re a bit slow dude, i expected to have your baby by now." He kept going on he wanted an internet chess wife, i had to become a bit tougher and told him i thought he wasn´t he man enough, he resigned. I sent him the divorce papers.
Very Funny :-)> LOL!
AfafBouardi wrote:
harmi. you are so hilarious. Can you believe this technique for winning?
Well, I've got to say it's not bad. I mean, she's at 1500 via this method and I'm at 1400 via actually playing . . . I think I might have to try this out myself sometime! :- {D>
AfafBouardi wrote:
Day 1:
AfafBouardi: your flag is pretty [I understand this well enough.]
(no response...please note this lilybeatrice)
Day 3:
Guepardita: Hola =) [As one might predict, someone from Bolivia speaks Spanish . . .]
Guepardita: que quieres a cambio de que me dejes ganar? [A-ha! And here's the bribe! Now, it's revealed at the beginning of Day 4 that Guepardita does, indeed, speak English. So why write in Spanish? Because Erik doesn't speak Spanish! {As far as I know . . .} This way, after the bribe is offered, Erik won't be able to banhammer Guepardita for cheating if he doesn't know what she's saying!! Ingenious!! Except for the fact that there are those people out there who know how to speak both Spanish and English . . . =(]
AfafBouardi: sorry I don't understand. cambio means exchange?
Day 4/Today:
Guepardita: get me the victory and send you my msn [Now, why would you need her msn? I don't understand either. Perhaps 'msn' is a typo, and she actually meant 'man?' I mean, if this man she refers to got annoying, I could see how she might just put him in an old freezer box and send him UPS Next Day. It's quite likely. That's what I'd do anyway. Though I'm too cheap for Next Day.]^^ =)
Guepardita: ple [This must be one of those chatting words the next generation uses. I hate it when those kids play their loud music next door!!!!!]
Guepardita: please ^^ [Alright, there's a word I can understand. She must be desperate to get rid of this guy. Now I find the "^^" quite interesting as well. What is that supposed to be? Cute little doggie eyes that make you want to give her anything she wants? I don't think so. Not over the internet.]
Guepardita: pl [Another one of those words! Like "u" and "r" and "ur." But then, if we didn't have "ur" for "your," some planets could become very offensive . . . ;D]
AfafBouardi: I am a girl.
AfafBouardi: Why do I need your msn? [My thoughts exactly! :o]
AfafBouardi: tu es hombre?
Guepardita: oops! [She must have thought you were a guy looking for a buddy to watch sports with. Ah well! She'll try it on the next one!]
Guepardita: sorry [Read: Damn, please don't report me!!!! 
]XD [What is this? I know the symbol, but how is anything remotely funny? Or does she seriously expect to try to convince you by fluffing it off as a joke . . .]
[That was too long!!! >_<]
My thoughts are written in brackets, like: [Insert comment.]
Jun 1, 2009
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AfafBouardi wrote:
Day 1:
AfafBouardi: your flag is pretty
(no response...please note this lilybeatrice)
flags really are pretty. which flag was it? i sure do like flags.
Jun 1, 2009
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#8
I don't think it's a good idea to copy/paste private conversations.
Some sites have an explicit policy against it.
Jun 1, 2009
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ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
Disagree on both counts.
the wink might be a give away for you as to how i really feel. you miss what people mean sometimes so i added the wink.
and i agree this is cheating.
Jun 1, 2009
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#12
I saw the wink but only after I typed the sentence and I'm lazy.
Thanks for the nice well disguised jab, well done! :-)
Jun 1, 2009
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ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
I saw the wink but only after I typed the sentence and I'm lazy.
Thanks for the nice well disguised jab, well done! :-)
haha
i'm lazy too. now if only i played chess as well as you do... hmmm
ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
I don't think it's a good idea to copy/paste private conversations.
If someone were making nasty or harassing comments to me in a chat, I'd have no trouble showing everyone what they were saying verbatim...I esp. appreciate the verbatim aspect. What she's doing is revolting and embarrassing - not a private conversation between two.
Turkey...I wasn't offended by this but I do find it interesting that she took 2 days of playing to finally say something...once she needed something. And thanks for the annotation...I guess while we're not good enough to annotate games, we can annotate conversations :)
Embarrassment 1: She doesn't respond to friendliness until she needs something.
Embarrassment 2: Despite being a girl herself, she assumes all her opponents are male.
Embarrassment 3: For some reason she feels it's okay to beg someone to let her win when she is losing. Get a little dignity, please.
Embarrassment 4: I know chess guys are supposed to be hard-up, but...her msn??? Um...offer some webcam or something a person can do something with...this is an insult to anyone's intelligence.
Final Embarrassment: Why is she playing this game at all? Trading on your attractiveness to gain rating points? Stupid on just too many levels.
ilikeflags. The flag was Bolivia...it's nice and zesty.
BorgQueen wrote:
Although I agree with you Afaf, no need to try to embarrass her any further than she has done for herself already!
If you insist, BorgQueen. Actually we're in our second game of the tournament and I was thinking about linking her to this thread, no?
harmi. you've certainly perfected the art of the non-sequitur. I don't know what else to say.
Jun 2, 2009
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AfafBouardi wrote:
ilikeflags. The flag was Bolivia...it's nice and zesty.
ah yes... Bolivia. it has a very African feel to me, excpet that there's a llama on the seal--maybe the colors seem African. I like this flag. here's a link. (as i have no idea how to get a picture to show up in my post.)
http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/1355074/flag-of-Bolivia
ilikeflags. wow, it looks different when it's big. lol. I think I know what you mean about the African feel...Cameroon popped into my head when I just looked at it. And the llama is super cute!
ilikeflags wrote:
ozzie_c_cobblepot wrote:
I saw the wink but only after I typed the sentence and I'm lazy.
Thanks for the nice well disguised jab, well done! :-)
haha
i'm lazy too. now if only i played chess as well as you do... hmmm
Spassky is also lazy ( he has admitted it ) and so am I and yet I cannot play as well as him.... what gives ? 
Day 1:
AfafBouardi: your flag is pretty
(no response...please note this lilybeatrice)
Day 3:
Guepardita: Hola =)
Guepardita: que quieres a cambio de que me dejes ganar?
AfafBouardi: sorry I don't understand. cambio means exchange?
Day 4/Today:
Guepardita: get me the victory and send you my msn ^^ =)
Guepardita: ple
Guepardita: please ^^
Guepardita: pl
AfafBouardi: I am a girl.
AfafBouardi: Why do I need your msn?
AfafBouardi: tu es hombre?
Guepardita: oops!
Guepardita: sorry XD