"Ah, I see. So in an argument, about a relevant detail.. my pointing out that a statement was actually not strictly true... is the equivalent to dropping a random fact about bananas.
You really are complete fucked in the head aren't you? Like this is seriously how you think?"
No, not completely equivalent. It's just meant, like analogies are, to show what can happen when you apply a certain concept to a certain point. Of course it's not exact, but it's supposed to give you some idea of what I'm talking about, which it did. Not crazy at all.
If you think logical consistency and attempting to actually distill some correctness from language is always 'pedantic' then that explains a lot about your ability to reason during this discussion. Seek help.
I'll warn you in advance that we are no longer arguing because it has been resolved in my favour. The best you'll get from me now are just personal attacks. If I were you I would stop quoting me.
But you already distilled the correctness of what he said by figuring out what he meant. So it's all about, what distilling will actually help the discussion to any decent degree. We could correct tiny grammatical mistakes too, which would slightly help clarity, but the cost of pointing it out would probably outweigh the benefits.
"I'll warn you in advance that we are no longer arguing because it has been resolved in my favour."
I think you just didn't know what "controlling for free time" actually meant.