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TheWolverine04

Queenside Mt. Everest Opening: Normal Variation

Kingside Mt. Everest Opening: Normal Variation

 

TheWolverine04

Chadnilsen, who is the winner[s]?

chadnilsen

1st Place:

TheWolverine04

The Three Little Pigs

chadnilsen

2nd Place:

Sneakmasterflex

The Trump Tower

chadnilsen

3rd Place:

Nephalem13

Double Knight Gambit: Modern Variation

 

chadnilsen

The trophies given will be RANDOM

bowlinggreen

yall realise this this thread is just a huge troll

chadnilsen

oh yeah right

realybadchess

 

realybadchess

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realybadchess

This is the WHY-DID-YOU-PUT-YOUR-KNIGHT-THERE-OPENING

 

realybadchess

ha ha!!

ThePiggle
This is the Fool's Defense.

 

kinglysac
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realybadchess

 

realybadchess

Here's another line


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Pilchuck

Rice gambit, Jasnogrodsky defense, London variation.

 

OK, I fibbed, that's actually a thing.

realybadchess
This is the f-pawn opening

 

TypicalChessPlayer1
Trump VS Mexico Opening
It's the best opening against F-Pawn players
D4 F4, H4 Nf6, H5 G3, E4 GxH5, QxH5#
It's really simple, I actually won a tournament round by doing so.
realybadchess
This is the queen check variation.