Make Your Own Opening And Name It And Send It Here

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these players never played in real i just wrote jmfkxciufkdv these kinda things in keyboard

Hi Jay, I like to play 1e4 with white. If my opponent plays 1e4 as well, then I like 2Ne2 (Alapin). Often, black will reply with the more standard 2Nf3. Then I like to play 3g3 and 4Bg2 (assuming no threats pop up). Apparently, no master has ever played these 4 first moves. Maybe someone can tell me why. I don't think it is so bad. So this opening needs a name.... I'm not very creative.      

the king pawn opening: the chris version

ahahahah yes

I was going to call it that (Chris's opening) but I thought it was too boring. Looks like none of us are creative . I was hoping it would get the name of some fierce animal, like the Tiger tooth opening.  

lol sorry

 1.d4 e5 2. d5 Bc5 3. e4 Qc6 4. Be3 b6 5.Bb5

i call it the "L"

The king's stonewall opening

Ware Opening: Shuttled Rook Variation 

White Abandons control over the center, and instead, focuses on the offensive on the queenside defensively, risking the left area of the board.

I didn't make this opening (Tartakower was already playing it more than 80 years ago), but I have given it a name.

Behold the Drunken Knight Gambit!

White will play Ra3, swing the Rook over to the King's side, and then play b3. All of the White pieces will attack Black's King.

who would respond with f5? That is hilarious.

Guys how to send

can someone tell me if this opening as black already exists...

here i have it against the London system...

you may need to flip the board...

GOYS HOW IN THE RED PEPPER OF TALENT SHOULD I SEND

Use the chess board icon

Wall opening