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I thought trolls were ugly.
MuhammadAreez10 wrote:
I thought trolls were ugly.
What a horrible stereotype. Trolls can be as beautiful on the outside as anyone else.
Wow! What a great app! Finally, a chess engine that plays at my level 
Can I request a new patzer whine? If it loses then it demands a rematch immediately, otherwise it starts on a drunken rant about how 'Chess is broke' and life is unfair.
Adjusting of the voice pitch for the after-game rant would be nice.
Pinky and Perky adhominations after a defeat.
Dec 9, 2014
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#26
Be there with him when he stops using the words 'horsie' and 'pointy one'.
lmao
kleelof wrote:
MuhammadAreez10 wrote:
I thought trolls were ugly.
What a horrible stereotype. Trolls can be as beautiful on the outside as anyone else.
Oops! Didn't know. Just speculation.
kleelof wrote:
NomadicKnight wrote:
LongIslandMark wrote:
Very nice. And I'm sure we would all like our favorite whines. Are they downloadable like ring-tones?
"automagically" - you're not an IT guy are you?
And in the spirit of our vote games, I've analyzed your post and have a suggested tweak: I would change "6-pack of their cheapest beer" to a 12-pack. The "cheapest beer" made that sentence, but might as well really overdo it!
I think "cheapest beer", whether 6 pack or 12 pack, defaults automatically to Pabst Blue Ribbon... So it doesn't matter if you have 6 or 12, it's still Pabst!
HOLY CRAP!!!! I was thinking of PBR when I wrote that!!!!
I just didn't say it because I didn't want to offend people from Kentucky.
"Pabst Blue Ribbon - For when you absolutely positively want to float on an inner tube down the river with your friends, and losing a Budweiser or Heineken in the Class 1 rapids would just break your heart - Pabst! Let the fun times float!" 
NomadicKnight wrote:
kleelof wrote:
NomadicKnight wrote:
LongIslandMark wrote:
Very nice. And I'm sure we would all like our favorite whines. Are they downloadable like ring-tones?
"automagically" - you're not an IT guy are you?
And in the spirit of our vote games, I've analyzed your post and have a suggested tweak: I would change "6-pack of their cheapest beer" to a 12-pack. The "cheapest beer" made that sentence, but might as well really overdo it!
I think "cheapest beer", whether 6 pack or 12 pack, defaults automatically to Pabst Blue Ribbon... So it doesn't matter if you have 6 or 12, it's still Pabst!
HOLY CRAP!!!! I was thinking of PBR when I wrote that!!!!
I just didn't say it because I didn't want to offend people from Kentucky.
"Pabst Blue Ribbon - For when you absolutely positively want to float on an inner tube down the river with your friends, and losing a Budweiser or Heineken in the Class 1 rapids would just break your heart - Pabst! Let the fun times float!"
Heineken - That crap is the most popular import beer here. Budweiser is about $6 a can.
I'll tell you, the beer selection here is so bad, a PBR would be a nice change.
Next destination: Thailand!
Pulpofeira wrote:
Next destination: Thailand!
That logo looks familiar. Maybe they have it here. Is it good?
...And I thought that there is no beer in Thailand.
MuhammadAreez10 wrote:
...And I thought that there is no beer in Thailand.
It really barely passes as beer.
It is yellow and gets you drunk. That's about it.
Excellent!
Does the color/colour matter?
MuhammadAreez10 wrote:
Does the color/colour matter?
I've drank beers of every color and shade possible. Never seemed to have any correlation or effect on the quality of the beer. Although, I generally prefer non-lagers.
Right now I am drinking a can of Guinness. Never liked the stuff until I came here and it was the only non-lager I could get my hands on.
Ummm..... Can you explain a non-lager? And Guinness?
MuhammadAreez10 wrote:
Ummm..... Can you explain a non-lager? And Guinness?
It's all very complex. Google it.
Dec 9, 2014
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#39
Kleelof, excellent post and imaginative app. At what point in his chess career does Pocket Patzer get on these forums and ask how long it will take him to become a GM if he devotes a full hour per day to reading a Fred Reinfeld book, playing blitz chess, and solving tactics trainer problems?
MSteen wrote:
Kleelof, excellent post and imaginative app. At what point in his chess career does Pocket Patzer get on these forums and ask how long it will take him to become a GM if he devotes a full hour per day to reading a Fred Reinfeld book, playing blitz chess, and solving tactics trainer problems?
The next update is planned for early 2022. I will submit the idea to our development team.