He probably read Nimzowitch's My System
my 2 month old brother plays better chess than me. why?
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Don't worry about it man, your brother was probably Carlsen in disguise. So meh...
The milkman has better genes for chess?
chessmicky wrote:
Your parents probably read him to sleep frm the children's classic "My Little Sysytem"
hahaha 
AngelChessFire wrote:
Amateas wrote:
Don't worry about it man, your brother was probably Carlsen in disguise. So meh...
Yes Carlsen is that short...
Racist
varelse1 wrote:
Prolly because he uses the Daeth Opining.
The Daeth Opining always wins!
Nu, ou ae rong,
Thhh Parhammmm si bset
That would hurt..Poor book
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Aug 24, 2014
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GouverneurMorris wrote:
Your mom stuffed a chess book up her vagina during some crazy sex eleven months ago. It was all he could do in the womb so he became a GM at the age of two months, beating the previous youngest GM record by 12 years and five months.
That's what I call "Disgusting to the core".
polebuster wrote:
confused
Don't think too hard. You might burst a brain muscle
Because you're one month old?
No, if one month old could type proper words. No one will have to worry about them bursting a brain muscle!
Aug 24, 2014
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DefinitelyNotGM wrote:
Because you're one month old?
Brothers, only a month apart. Hmm...
Doggy_Style wrote:
DefinitelyNotGM wrote:
Because you're one month old?
Brothers, only a month apart. Hmm...
Who is your brother again?
why?