My dad left to go get the milk because I was so bad at chess

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WarrenInTheWarren

When my dad saw my chess elo he said oh sh- I mean I gotta go get the milk.

blueemu

Tell him that you've gained more than 150 rating points in the past few months.

Powertulpe

Maybe he'll return with some cheese, who knows?

Deadmanparty

Some dads head out for milk and never come back.