sounds like a cult
New Chess Ckub: We is Smarter Than You

Girls welcome too if they are smart like us.
nigel just stopped short of joining ...

Today we are studying the aerodynamic design of chess pieces in an effort to better our blitz ratings.

Later professor K.Y. Quick will discuss the possible advantages of lubricating chess pieces to reduce air resistance.

Today we are studying the aerodynamic design of chess pieces in an effort to better our blitz ratings.
Perhaps you should consider swiveling them pi/4 radians so that the frontal area is reduced.

So far we have millions of members and we have received pms from msny members thanking us for creating a club for intellectuals, for those above the common fray, even masters have praised us, I fully expect a Nobel prize by the end of the day. Don't be mad cause we is Smarter than you.
Come btothers, sisters, brotherd that want to be sisters, and sisters that want to be brothers. Come all thee of many colors and hairdos, trolls and elfs, high born and low, come join because if you dont, that just means we is Smarter than you. We is college students, chesserizists, and big minded smart peoople who are too good to be playing with the likes of those not sharing our thinking ways.