bomtrown wrote:
See, this is funny because it is a play on the similar pronunciations of board and bored.
Never ever explain a joke. Never.
OK, so a knight and a bishop walk into a bar
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theweaponking wrote:
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy were playing some chess. Scooby is just about to promote one of his pawns.
Just as Shaggy asks which piece he wants, Fred walks in.
Scooby says "Rook Raggy."
I could see how there might be some confusion since Scooby often mis-pronounces certain words. In this case, he is saying "look", but Shaggy thinks he is saying "rook".
DerKlinker wrote:
I tried to play the French Defense put my pawns can't retreat.
That was mean!
Waitaka wrote:
bomtrown wrote:
See, this is funny because it is a play on the similar pronunciations of board and bored.
Never ever explain a joke. Never.
My intention here is really bad humor. I think explaining the jokes only adds to the horrible nature of this comedy routine.
See, it's funny because it's really bad delivery for a really bad joke.
Two people were playing a game of chess. One player's daughter takes one of the pawns and starts rubbing it with a cloth.
"What are you doing honey?" The player asks.
"I'm cweaning it daddy." she replied.
I try to use original jokes, but I am reminded of joke about the man and the chess playing dog. The man's friends remark: "Oh! A chess playing dog! That's amazing. Is he any good?"
The main replies: "He's not that good. He only beats me one out of every three games."
Gerik wrote:
haha! i love these.
I hate these, but I have no choice. The show must go on.
theweaponking wrote:
Two people were playing a game of chess. One player's daughter takes one of the pawns and starts rubbing it with a cloth.
"What are you doing honey?" The player asks.
"I'm cweaning it daddy." she replied.
Clever. Clever.
All the pieces were excited about the chess tournament tomorrow. The knight comes up to the queen and asks her when the contest is.
She replies, "Tomorrow, knight."
So, the knight shows up around 9:00 P.M. and all his friends are mad because they lost.
"Why are you all mad?" asked the knight.
"Because we lost." said the queen. "Where were you?"
The knight replied, "You said it was tomorrow night."
Waitaka wrote:
DerKlinker wrote:
I tried to play the French Defense put my pawns can't retreat.
That was mean!
Technically they did not retret, the defense was breaked, and there were no second line of defense.
theweaponking wrote:
All the pieces were excited about the chess tournament tomorrow. The knight comes up to the queen and asks her when the contest is.
She replies, "Tomorrow, knight."
Interesting that the Knight did not asked to the King, but the Queen.
The black king was laying in his bed asleep. The white queen inches toward him. She's almost to him when she steps on a creaky board.
The king awakens and says "Thought you could sneak a pawn me didn't you?"
theweaponking wrote:
The black king was laying in his bed asleep. The white queen inches toward him. She's almost to him when she steps on a creaky board.
The king awakens and says "Thought you could sneak a pawn me didn't you?"
I can't stop my eyes from rolling. Keep up the bad work!
haha hillarious
A knight and a king were going to go for a drive. The king's name was Roger and the knight's name was Keyes. They rounded the corner where the car was parked, but it wasn't there.
"Where's the car, Keyes?" asked the king.
The king asked the queen if she was fat or thin.
"I'm thin, king." she said.
"Well, make up your mind!" replied the king
That was a good one A Spieboy.