These two people are playing chess. The phone rings and one guy answers. His friend is on the other end.
After the greetings and a little chit chat, the friend asks "Whatcha doing?"
The player, deciding to have some fun with him, tries to come up with a joke. He looks down at the chess board and sees that he's in trouble from the other player's rooks. Then, he gets an idea.
He says, "I'm watching the two towers."
The friend replies, "Oh, you're watching Lord of the Rings?"
"There's nothing funny about losing a game of chess...unless you lose to a man in a clown costume."
-GM Ivan Tovin
Watch out for ... CHESS CHICKEN.
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Draw?
uh-oh...
the feathers were flying!
The chess player had two rooks and he labeled one "R1" and the second "R2". Being a Star Wars fan, his favorite move was R2 d2.
Hey, this one concerns me!
The chess player had two rooks and he labeled one "R1" and the second "R2". Being a Star Wars fan, his favorite move was R2 d2.
Hey, this one concerns me!
Well, you might also like 0-0 b1 Kenobi.
May the f4's be with you.
Two people are playing a game of chess. The guy with black puts one of his knights in a powerful position. Then, the phone rings.
The guy with white answers it. His friend is on the other end. After the greetings, the friend says, "Are you watching anything?"
The player replies, "Yeah, the dark knight."
lol
Show some initiative.
These are great! There should be some compilation of these...
When is it cosistently "good" to promote to a bishop?
When you are playing checkers... =)
These are great! There should be some compilation of these...
This is a compilation of these.
The Queen just mated the enemy King. Then, she got exiled for adultery.
One day, the enemy royal pieces formed an Axis of Evil! Then, they were thwarted by the bishop, who was armed with nought but a mere pin.
Jolly good Grobe!