10,000 hours studying the threads of yitzd are needed, OP.
Played an inmortle game, how do I get it named after me

Alright, I'll give you some advice.
If your goal is to be a good "troll," then you must learn subtlety.
You're trying too hard.
Yup.
I'm not sure exactly what you mean by "subtlety," but would you consider this subtle?
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/suggestions/should-there-be-some-minigames-on-chesscom?page=1

Steps to get the game named after you
1) Shut up
2) wait for a master to find it and decide it is an immortal game (in this case you might have a long wait, say, eternity ;) )
3) Profit?
and macer, this troll attempt was lame.

Normally when I create a thread where I take on a different persona (like this one), I like to stay in character throughout the thread. But this time I'm going to break out of character to address some of your reviews because, like many of you have pointed out, this isn't a very good thread, and so it isn't worth the effort to keep staying in character. I definitely agree that this isn't an example of my best work. However, the fact that it is getting such bad reviews isn't necessarily a bad thing, because it shows that people are having higher expectations for me. When I created my very first troll thread over a year ago, it was, if anything, not as good as this thread, and yet it received rave reviews. So the fact that people found this thread disappointing is actually a sign of how much I've improved since then. Of course, that's still no excuse for the bad quality of this thread. I promise that I'll have better work in the future. And, even though I can't promise that every single one of my threads will be of high quality, I will strive to created one thread every once in a while that is original, entertaining, and which showcases my true ability as a troll.

Aww...! I thougt it was clever, but you're right. We totally have high expectations of you. XD
Maybe get off the beaten path? Change it up some! Throw in something worth irrationally defending. (like the full-timers)

Normally when I create a thread where I take on a different persona (like this one), I like to stay in character throughout the thread. But this time I'm going to break out of character to address some of your reviews because, like many of you have pointed out, this isn't a very good thread, and so it isn't worth the effort to keep staying in character. I definitely agree that this isn't an example of my best work. However, the fact that it is getting such bad reviews isn't necessarily a bad thing, because it shows that people are having higher expectations for me. When I created my very first troll thread over a year ago, it was, if anything, not as good as this thread, and yet it received rave reviews. So the fact that people found this thread disappointing is actually a sign of how much I've improved since then. Of course, that's still no excuse for the bad quality of this thread. I promise that I'll have better work in the future. And, even though I can't promise that every single one of my threads will be of high quality, I will strive to created one thread every once in a while that is original, entertaining, and which showcases my true ability as a troll.
You're a bit full of yourself. It has nothing to do with high expectations for you. You were never a good "troll."

I bleve that uprhy's Misiccal Game, this game souuld bue know ass an inimotrle. IIot os a veruyy ebatuiafl an atting game, annd alose very esrctioneaall lke h Muiscl Game. Foor exxampel, ait ttaecuhe thhoe imporace of temlpes i cehss. If my ppnoneet hadd oe more temmple, he cuold to eaetnn my wwithe is rook, nad to kaing wouldd o been in dangeri. o he reaosn y iot wauus emo who ad thee extra teemmlpee aend nt him was e saficesii thata sso made, o he game asoo shwoss hw sefl saicafc cna be.. oS, rughtt nnwo all I need to ott i mek m gam knonw aas inmortl. However, that'' goingg t be mmuch haerdeera foor e htae itee wa forr urphy, baecausoe m cuuuirritlyy otne wrld champiaon. Bu thre ar oher inmorle gggaems ot popel wiho weren't world campino,s os evoene though its hard, I kknoow tt can b doinea. o wnndr yone heer caan tell m wwat so shueould adeo ot makeee my gaem aa nmorritlei, and proefarablye nuame it after myesl (I'm roying to decdiee eteen the Yoou Gt Macedaa! Game and tee GGamme haTt orvrrd What A Awoome Cehss Player acer Is). If anonyee caan ffoer me somee hepl I ould greeooay iit!o
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If natural selection is real how do people like this exist? Checkmate Darwinists.
Seriously though, every 12 year old with access to the internet is a self proclaimed troll nowadays.

DrSpudnik wrote:
Soccersoccer wrote:
Just what Macer-75 said...
Isn't Macer-75 someone different from Macer75?
He is but I'm saying drcheckevertim and Macer-75 say macer75 is a bad troll

I bleve that uprhy's Misiccal Game, this game souuld bue know ass an inimotrle. IIot os a veruyy ebatuiafl an atting game, annd alose very esrctioneaall lke h Muiscl Game. Foor exxampel, ait ttaecuhe thhoe imporace of temlpes i cehss. If my ppnoneet hadd oe more temmple, he cuold to eaetnn my wwithe is rook, nad to kaing wouldd o been in dangeri. o he reaosn y iot wauus emo who ad thee extra teemmlpee aend nt him was e saficesii thata sso made, o he game asoo shwoss hw sefl saicafc cna be.. oS, rughtt nnwo all I need to ott i mek m gam knonw aas inmortl. However, that'' goingg t be mmuch haerdeera foor e htae itee wa forr urphy, baecausoe m cuuuirritlyy otne wrld champiaon. Bu thre ar oher inmorle gggaems ot popel wiho weren't world campino,s os evoene though its hard, I kknoow tt can b doinea. o wnndr yone heer caan tell m wwat so shueould adeo ot makeee my gaem aa nmorritlei, and proefarablye nuame it after myesl (I'm roying to decdiee eteen the Yoou Gt Macedaa! Game and tee GGamme haTt orvrrd What A Awoome Cehss Player acer Is). If anonyee caan ffoer me somee hepl I ould greeooay iit!o
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lol... I didn't know u were still around man! I guess the other 2 guys got banned for using both a similar username and my avatar, but apparently if you just use a similar username it's ok.
Not that I think the other 2 guys should have been banned, of course.
Alright, I'll give you some advice.
If your goal is to be a good "troll," then you must learn subtlety.
You're trying too hard.
Yup.