1. e4 f6
2. d4 Ke7
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Carlsen is bad
I have 9000 rating
I am such a pro
Throw around money
Tell the women what they want
Signed, IndianPrince
You play a dumb fool
"Mate!" you yell, and your arm slips
Whoops, now it's a draw
Oct 3, 2014
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#66
Foolish Superqueen
Constantly bashing Aronian
He has half Aronians rating
macer75 wrote:
TheElementalMaster wrote:
Superqueen500 wrote:
DrCheckevertim wrote:
In the Sinquefield Cup
Caruana is cheating
Said the 1200
But he did cheat. It's his glasses.
SuperQueen shut up
This is not an chess hate thread
To Aronian
Sarcasm. Is it really
That hard to detect? Sometimes
It's so obvious.
Sometimes I Need to
Study for seventeen quizzes
At once so cut slack
varelse1 wrote:
Foolish Superqueen
Constantly bashing Aronian
He has half Aronians rating
Superqueen's a man?
I guess this is chess.com...
Last line not written
Oct 3, 2014
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#71
Yes. Superqueen is a man.
Women may have their share of characters flaws. But wasting their lives trolling internet threads for attention isn't one of them.
Varsle oh no no!
You frogot to right haiku
*In Haiku, grammar :)
awaiting a move
under autumn's falling leaves
my turn? whoops sorry
Chess dot com is great
But a land without bridges
should not have any trolls
varelse1 wrote:
Viswanathan Anand
But a pale shadow
Of yesterdays glory.
Viswanthan Anand
Could still kick your sorry ass
With a blindfold on
asknotaxe wrote:
Chess dot com is great
But a land without bridges
should not have any trolls
but there are bridges
they're in another forum
known as "off topic"
ali baba guy
+942165
love marriage call now
Yeah, but they demand 5-7-5, so...
Dubrovnik chess set
Horses nibbling on the grass
I prefer Staunton
So, tough luck for you.
There shall be no variance.
Muahahahaha