Shortest game ever played

Just wondering guys what was the shortest game you guys ever played competitively or on chess.com? 

Mine:

Nice pattern

I had a two-mover on ICC back in 2002.

ha, nice puzzle aww-rats

When I made my first move and the opponent immediately resigned.

0 moves, when I played back against a new, unrated player on here and they failed to make their first move before timing out.

2 reasons why moving your f pawn one square forward in the opening is suicide.

Nice wins, but sacking your Queen makes a nicer mate. Next time, you've done it twice now!

I took your advice and literally just played this game and I thought "What would aww-rats do?" 

Mine had to be this dude who kept shouting "The King is a Powerful Piece!" in chat...

I think i saw a game where Kasparov won against 4  schoolkids like that

My fastest turn based game : http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=82023884

After seeing a mate in 3 with queen sac relatively fast, why would I look for another mate?

But no, nothing is wrong with Nf6#.

This is mine

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=730784159