Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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dragonair234
JayBo308 wrote:

The silver tiara 'elevates' his chess game.  (just kidding, camber)

LOL! Princess Camber! hehehe (-;

camberfoil

Camber SMASH. I will do what the Hulk does when he stubs his toe if you make another joke about my crown. CROWN.

dragonair234
camberfoil wrote:

Camber SMASH. I will do what the Hulk does when he stubs his toe if you make another joke about my crown. CROWN.

I really do like your crown. A toast to Camber's crown! Speech! Speech! 

camberfoil

Fourscore and seven years ago...

JayBo308

'Pour the champagne! Serve the wine!

A toast to the Crown! Make merry and dine!'  Laughing

OrganicVegetables

How about that noob head band?

dragonair234
JayBo308 wrote:

'Pour the champagne! Serve the wine!

A toast to the Crown! Make merry and dine!' 

You forgot to mention the beer! Haha. 21+. 

OrganicVegetables

Non player: chess is the most racist game I've ever heard

awesomechess1729

I was playing at my town chess club about an hour ago and I overheard a woman commenting on the chess players present. She was clearly a non-chesser as she said:

"Chess players must be good problem solvers, as chess is really about solving an inexhaustible problem, right?"

The funny thing is that she was trying to sound pretentions about it. This is probably one of the funniest things I've heard a non-chesser say.

camberfoil

I guess it is one inexhaustible problem. So what she told you was true, from a certain point of view... (Anyone get the reference there?)

akafett

Oh, let me think. Ummm. It was that little pointy-eared green vulcan dude from Battlestar Galactica.

akafett

Actually it was Ben Kenobi from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

camberfoil

@#4574 Indeed. As ghost form.

dragonair234
camberfoil wrote:

I guess it is one inexhaustible problem. So what she told you was true, from a certain point of view... (Anyone get the reference there?)

My guess would've been that your second sentence rhymes. Heh.

akafett

I am such a geek.

dragonair234

It's all Greek to me. heh :3

akafett

You should take Geek lessons; it's an interesting language.

dragonair234

From you? Sure! Seems like you'd be a great teacher. ha ha. Well, I know "Pig Latin" – Ewa ikela hesscha! 

OrganicVegetables

This one player on chess.com, Fantation, is one of my RL friends and he's about the same as me. I'm currently playing him in chess960

dragonair234
OrganicVegetables wrote:

This one player on chess.com, Fantation, is one of my RL friends and he's about the same as me. I'm currently playing him in chess960

He's a ninja too? xD