Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

MacBook = x_x

"How long is a chess game ?"

" You cannot really be beaten by a child half your age, can you ?"

"Chess is boring" 

"You always have to be seeing like, 7 moves ahead, right?"

^^^ from personal experience

I can see maybe 5 or 6 moves ahead, but 7 is too many. Speaking of which, anyone tried to fold a rectangle more than 7 times? I have done 8 :D

They tried to see if they could do more than 7 folds on Mythbusters. They folded a huge piece of very thin paper. The result should be somewhere in cyberspace.

Lol

"Does your set come with spare parts?"

"If that piece is called the knight, then why isn't there a knight riding the horse?"

"If they call that piece the 'rook' then why don't they call that move 'rooking?'"

Sorry if someone already posted any of these I don't have time to read 4600 other comments :)

- Wait... you can castle on both sides?

-Why don't you move your queen out first? its the best piece.

-Why don't you just move all your pawns forward two spots every time?

People always ask me if I'm good. They get shocked when I say "not really." I have to explain how good people can get and that I'm average
 

Your first and third comment were completely original. I've followed this thread since its inception. Nice comments xD hehe

I like you guys and all but can you stop talking about chess

231 pages... ima cri if I read all of them.

Read them. Many of the comments are funny.

I like your Santa hat! I have yet to see a Menorah hat or something like it. haha. 

@ Dragon: Thank you. I thought about raindeer antlers and a Rudolf nose. But, I prefer the hat.

But look at this irresistible face!! Sven from Frozen 

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I'm gone for a week or so and I come back to this stuff.

This is why I hate/love this forum.

Hey, what did Sven ever say to you? He can't even talk! xD