lolz
Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

I usually don't do this, as I usually feel ashamed about beating lower-rated players, especially patzers, but I just played this game on chess.com and I couldn't resist showing it to you. I admit I didn't play my best either (I didn't take the queen at first because I wanted to checkmate as soon as possible), so this probably should have been a miniature, but ended up being 23 moves.

Me: "My rating's about 1450."
The guy I'm talking to: "So you've won like, 1450 games?"
:P
Merry Christmas!!!
Haha good one

Well the guy is (was) an 843 rated, so opening up with Rook Pawns could possibly mean that he was trolling.
Hahaha -- that would've been funny if he was trolling. Awesomechess, good work on those extra points you got >:D

New Year's Eve is tonight!!!!!!! I'm totally dressing up. I really want to find this one green dress I wore to prom 4 years ago... I hope I can find it in the next few hours... Btw, it's a NICE green, not like vomit green. hahaha.

BTW one of my friends IRL became a national chess master this week. (He texted me at 3AM!!) I'm so proud of him. I asked him what his next goal is, in terms of chess. He said it was to finish reading the chess books he still has. Lol :) I don't think he'd mind me sharing this anonymously. I thought it was sweet :) And it's quite humbling to know a real chess master. WOWZA!!!

I took a walk today around my neighborhood. Saw so many used Christmas trees outside people's houses :( They're ready to be picked up by the garbage people at the end of the week. Poor little trees.

BTW one of my friends IRL became a national chess master this week. (He texted me at 3AM!!) I'm so proud of him. I asked him what his next goal is, in terms of chess. He said it was to finish reading the chess books he still has. Lol :) I don't think he'd mind me sharing this anonymously. I thought it was sweet :) And it's quite humbling to know a real chess master. WOWZA!!!
Wow, that's awesome! Good for him!
What a noobtard!