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dragonair234
hitthepin wrote:
And tactics rating.

I didn't even know it was possible to get a 3000+ tactics rating <_<'' heh 

dragonair234
DaniSpringer wrote:

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Dad: "Who asked you to come in here?" (when my pieces get a lil too far for his taste).

....

lol 

dragonair234
December_TwentyNine wrote:

Oh my GEMMA!! I remember this thread, from I don't know how long ago? Still HERE!! Wow this is so awesome, and that chess.com still exists, and I'm still a member here!!!

 

But back to the topic at hand -

 

I played a guy, whenever I would survey the board, he would say "GO! GO! GO!" Can you imagine if that guy ever played in a tournament, if he was "chess savvy" enough to enter one. He's probably smart enough to understand that he'd be thrown out!!!

He sounds like a small child, lol. Also yeah, it surprises me that I still keep up to date with this thread... I don't know how to see the view count on it, since the website update, but that'd be cool to keep track of. That's what really interested me about it lol.... 

dragonair234
Morphysrevenges wrote:

Da doo doo doo, Daa-Da Da DA, that's all I have to say to you.......................

Say? Looks like singing tongue.png 

Bad_Dobby_Fischer
dragonair234 wrote:
Morphysrevenges wrote:

Da doo doo doo, Daa-Da Da DA, that's all I have to say to you.......................

Say? SOUNDS like singing  

 

dragonair234
Bad_Dobby_Fischer wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:
Morphysrevenges wrote:

Da doo doo doo, Daa-Da Da DA, that's all I have to say to you.......................

Say? SOUNDS like singing  

 

I thought about that but I can't actually hear it, so, it looks like singing. I'm right!! I win!! I can haz a cookie 

dragonair234

 And the best part is, I still don't understand the original comment xD 

dragonair234

Happy New Year everyone (: 

Bad_Dobby_Fischer
dragonair234 wrote:
Bad_Dobby_Fischer wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:
Morphysrevenges wrote:

Da doo doo doo, Daa-Da Da DA, that's all I have to say to you.......................

Say? SOUNDS like singing  

 

I thought about that but I can't actually hear it, so, it looks like singing. I'm right!! I win!! I can haz a cookie 

written like singing

chadnilsen
Kingslayer42 wrote:

"You can't take that pawn; it wasn't even on that square! You're cheating!"

- My aunt Ruthie.

hitthepin
You’re a nerd.
hitthepin
People don’t even know you, they just think you’re a nerd immediately if you play chess.
JohnHS

Well, I am rather a nerd, so they can be excused.

dragonair234

I played someone at chess the other day and before we started she asked what the "extra pieces" were, referring to the two queens for pawn promotion. I explained that if a pawn reaches the other side then you can promote to a queen. She said, "Oh, I thought that was what happened in checkers." Also in the game I wanted to play en passant and taught her how, and she said, "You know all the secret moves!" (Referring to en passant, castling, pawn promotion...) lol. She would also ask to take back a move, then move to an even worse place. She did that like three times during the game lol. 

dragonair234
JohnHS wrote:

Well, I am rather a nerd, so they can be excused.

Same happy.pnghappy.pnghappy.png 

dragonair234
TheMouth888 wrote:

same :0

happy.png nice rating ! 

scott88688

You must be really smart, I could never do that.

In a year I'll beat you.

Do you have to have a really good memory to play well?

Chess is boring to watch.

I don't have the patience for it. 

 

 

hitthepin
You guys are not helping.
Msmaili

(Me) " Do you play chess ?" 

(other person) " Yeah, i do the knight moves like the letter L, right ? "

 

dragonair234
Msmaili wrote:

(Me) " Do you play chess ?" 

(other person) " Yeah, i do the knight moves like the letter L, right ? "

 

lol