It's been apparent to me that pfren is just one bitter asshole struggling with some 'chess superiority' complex in order to compensate for other inadequate aspects of his life.
Really, don't mind him.
I guess your hair also had some sort of superiority complex, so they committed suicide instead of having to live on top of such a head.
Ouch! You had to go there
Forget the hair, what's that crap all over your face?