Thanks for breaking my laptop chess.com

I was playing the conniving cpu medium programmed with swindles to the dot.. and I was at 1299 rating getting above 1300 blitz for me, and after a few swindles I went on tilt, because of the way the computer makes its moves.. and I hit my laptop on the keyboard and it no longer works.

thanks for making chess great

I'd sue. 

Reworded for clarity:

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to do something really stupid and break my own PC.

English would help. Have no idea what you mean.

^

I believe this translates to:

I have no self control and randonly throw fits and hit things, but its not my fault.

I actually think you guys are being a little hard on the OP.  I read it as a combination of selfdeprecation and sarcasm.  I think he's well aware of how foolish his behavior was and simply wanted to share in a "misery loves company" kind of way.  I'm often wrong though... 

Im going to say you are half right...but not sure which half.

i can't believe we were the only ones to understand, baddogno

Its the interwebz, you can believe anything.

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Why don't you go and eat some coal or push someone over - both make you feel better.

or feed a homeless and hungry person , and pick up a fallen stranger

they tend to make even lol lup feel like a human once in a while

I'd say this poster is the idiot.

You hit your keyboard ,and now it doesn't work.

Stupid chess.com?

Yes they control our every action

Man i'm on tilt mode right now. Almost hit 2000 at Fide Arena server and now i am below 1900. Lost 4 winning games to a patzer and then 2 more to other player.. losing everyting.. man chess can be so painfull sometimes.

Want to break something right now !!!!

The programmers at chess.com need to learn that their actions have consequences. You can't just program the computers however you like, because you decisions impact not only yourself, but millions of people worldwide. The programmers need to take all of those people into account and do what's best for them. That's how society progresses. You have to care about other people, and go out of your way to help them. Am I right people?

If you glue your computer to your ceiling you won't hit it so much, but it might fall on your head unless the glue holds. Still I advise doing something, anything, to not have this happen again, because if it does, you will probably inform us, and then you get a lot of posts trying to help you remedy your situation. Here's another thing: I fix a lot of equipment by kicking it hard, as once the dust comes off of the electrical contacts, you've got a closed circuit again, and voila, the thing works. If you kick your computer with a steel-toed boot, for instance, near the electrical epicenter, or ganglion, or whatever you would call the electrical zone or heart of the computer, you will see results. Sometimes, you will even see some termites come out from the ports.