I like it.
If it popped up when people created a thread, we could save some time.
I think you forgot a couple:
21. Who wants to be my (free) coach?
22. When is V3 going to be finalized?
23. My connection is fine. What is wrong with your server?
24. Where can I get free book/ movies/ software?
25. When is the FAQ page going to be fixed?
26. When is the Game Explorer going to be fixed?
27. Is there a Help page?
28. I wrote an email for help (15 minutes ago). Why doesn't anyone answer?
30) bobby fisher
You forgot one of the MOST common ones.
Why aren't women good at chess?
35.Who will win (instert tournament name here)
36. I'm the best in the world, I'm ____ in blitz (bullet)
-My chess.com rating is xxxx. What would my FIDE equivalent be? -I just joined chess.com. I intend to become a grandmaster by doing x tactics and reading x books.
"... Unfortunately, what I see sometimes when a player like him or even a novice tries to enter our 'community' is an immediate attempt to pound the fresh meat rather than welcome him in and introduce him to all of the aspects of the game while allaying his fears. People are put off by the overly competitive attitude of some of the people they meet. They receive little empathy, but laughter at their attempts to make sense of their experience. All too often, these novices find the USCF members they meet to be cold, haughty, know-it-alls who roll their eyes at their questions. ..." - a player who got up to 2200
My question to the chess.com community is:
1. Am I required to accept/offer a rematch?
2. I am an agressive player, what opening should i play?
3. I am a tactical player, what opening should i play?
4. I am a tactically agressive player, what opening should i play?
5. I am an agressively tactical player, what opening should i play?
6. I know the <insert opening here> 20 moves deep, but i still hang pieces, what do i do?
7. I am looking for an opening that is agressive/tactical, that offers me an opening advantage, but doesnt involve any risk.
8. I have invented a new opening, tell me what you think.
9. I am playing in an OTB tournament in 2 days. Do i have enough time to learn a new opening?
10. I think my opponent cheated, how do i report this?
11. I think my opponent abandoned a game and made me wait <insert time frame here>, how do i report them?
12. I think my opponent is making my time go fast, how do i report them?
13. My opponents clock doesnt move, how do i report them?
14. I signed up for a premium membership 12 minutes ago, and i want to cancel, how do i do this?
15. I am a premium member <insert question here> how do i report this?
16. Someone hacked my account and i lost a game and points, how do i get my points back?
17. A cheater won a tournament i was in, how do i get my points back?
18. I want to report an abusive member, how do i do this?
19. I was muted and dont know why?
20. I was booted for cussing, how long till i can play again?
21. Who wants to be my (free) coach?
22. When is V3 going to be finalized?
23. My connection is fine. What is wrong with your server?
24. Where can I get free book/ movies/ software?
25. When is the FAQ page going to be fixed?
26. When is the Game Explorer going to be fixed?
27. Is there a Help page?
28. I wrote an email for help (15 minutes ago). Why doesn't anyone answer?
29. Is chess a sport?
30. bobby fisher <insert question here>
31. Why aren't women good at chess?
32. Should I quit playing chess?
33. Computer glitch: illegal pawn capture.
34. My opponent's pawn was on the 5th rank and my pawn, on the 7th rank, moved forward 2 spaces, and he captured it sideways. Cheat!
35.Who will win (instert tournament name here)
36. I'm the best in the world, I'm ____ in blitz (bullet)
Can I make master at my age?
Since youre a concert pianist all you need to do is channel your inner Taimanov.
<Diakonia> lol!! right :-) !!!!
And carefully steer clear of people named "Fischer"
My question to the chess.com community is:
1. Am I required to accept/offer a rematch?
2. I am an agressive player, what opening should i play?
3. I am a tactical player, what opening should i play?
4. I am a tactically agressive player, what opening should i play?
5. I am an agressively tactical player, what opening should i play?
6. I know the <insert opening here> 20 moves deep, but i still hang pieces, what do i do?
7. I am looking for an opening that is agressive/tactical, that offers me an opening advantage, but doesnt involve any risk.
8. I have invented a new opening, tell me what you think.
9. I am playing in an OTB tournament in 2 days. Do i have enough time to learn a new opening?
10. I think my opponent cheated, how do i report this?
11. I think my opponent abandoned a game and made me wait <insert time frame here>, how do i report them?
12. I think my opponent is making my time go fast, how do i report them?
13. My opponents clock doesnt move, how do i report them?
14. I signed up for a premium membership 12 minutes ago, and i want to cancel, how do i do this?
15. I am a premium member <insert question here> how do i report this?
16. Someone hacked my account and i lost a game and points, how do i get my points back?
17. A cheater won a tournament i was in, how do i get my points back?
18. I want to report an abusive member, how do i do this?
19. I was muted and dont know why?
20. I was booted for cussing, how long till i can play again?
21. Who wants to be my (free) coach?
22. When is V3 going to be finalized?
23. My connection is fine. What is wrong with your server?
24. Where can I get free book/ movies/ software?
25. When is the FAQ page going to be fixed?
26. When is the Game Explorer going to be fixed?
27. Is there a Help page?
28. I wrote an email for help (15 minutes ago). Why doesn't anyone answer?
29. Is chess a sport?
30. bobby fisher <insert question here>
31. Why aren't women good at chess?
32. Should I quit playing chess?
33. Computer glitch: illegal pawn capture.
34. My opponent's pawn was on the 5th rank and my pawn, on the 7th rank, moved forward 2 spaces, and he captured it sideways. Cheat!
35.Who will win (instert tournament name here)
36. I'm the best in the world, I'm ____ in blitz (bullet)
"I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over." - HAL
38... Do I suck?
39 - Is chess good for anything other than wasting time?
40 - Who would win if [deadguy1] and [deadguy2] played?
41 - Who is the very bestest eveeeaaaaarrrrrrrrr chessplayer always of all time to infinity forever?
42 - If Bobby Fischer farted, would the resulting rainbows and sunshine bring world peace?
43 - If Chuck Norris played chess, would his opponents spontaneously combust, or commit ritual suicide in apology before the first move due to their relative lameness?
44 - Does anyone actually think my Donald Trump trolling is clever or funny? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
DonaldoTrump Wrote:
"Trump is god, where can I report it?"
Take a trip to your local psychiatric hospital. They'll be very interested in everything you have to say on the subject. In fact, they might be so fascinated that they'll offer you a free room and meals to stay and talk with them all about it in great detail! 
I am posting this a possible end all to the numerous posts regarding the same questions over and over. This post will attempt to centralize all of the "important" topics people constantly ask. Please reference the number next to each question.
My question to the chess.com community is:
1. Am I required to accept/offer a rematch?
2. I am an agressive player, what opening should i play?
3. I am a tactical player, what opening should i play?
4. I am a tactically agressive player, what opening should i play?
5. I am an agressively tactical player, what opening should i play?
6. I know the <insert opening here> 20 moves deep, but i still hang pieces, what do i do?
7. I am looking for an opening that is agressive/tactical, that offers me an opening advantage, but doesnt involve any risk.
8. I have invented a new opening, tell me what you think.
9. I am playing in an OTB tournament in 2 days. Do i have enough time to learn a new opening?
10. I think my opponent cheated, how do i report this?
11. I think my opponent abandoned a game and made me wait <insert time frame here>, how do i report them?
12. I think my opponent is making my time go fast, how do i report them?
13. My opponents clock doesnt move, how do i report them?
14. I signed up for a premium membership 12 minutes ago, and i want to cancel, how do i do this?
15. I am a premium member <insert question here> how do i report this?
16. Someone hacked my account and i lost a game and points, how do i get my points back?
17. A cheater won a tournament i was in, how do i get my points back?
18. I want to report an abusive member, how do i do this?
19. I was muted and dont know why?
20. I was booted for cussing, how long till i can play again?