THE BEST CHESS OPENINGS ARE THE ONES THAT OPEN YOUR HEART

REMEMBER HOOMUNS, THERE BE CHESS OPENINGS THAT CLOSE THE HEART, AND CHESS OPENINGS THAT OPEN THE HEART, AND CHESS OPENINGS THAT MAKE YOU EXCLUSIVE, AND CHESS OPENINGS THAT MAKE YOU ELUSIVE, AND CHESS OPENINGS THAT MAKE YOU INTRUSIVE.

IN JOHN BEAR COUNTRY... YOU OPEN HEART TO BOULDER, IS GOOD BOULDER TO LAY ON, GOOD SUNSHINE ROCK, BIG ROCK FOR BIG LAY IN BIG SUN.  JOHN BEAR ROLL OVER BACK ROLL, BELLY UP-SIDEWAYS RIVER SNOUT.  SNIFF RIVER WATER, TROUT?  BIG JOHN BEAR STYLE AND BIG YUM!!!  A BIG OPENING FOR JOHN BEAR PAW TO DO BIG SWOOPY, A BIG SCOOPY SWOOPY INTO FRESH MOUNTAIN WATER, A DROOL FROM BIG MOUNTAIN WITH TROUT, WHAT'S THIS?  TROUT IN JOHN BEAR MOUTH NOW.  A BIG BELLY TROUT FLOP.  DON'T WORRY FOR TROUT, IS GOOD LIFE TO BE FOOD FOR JOHN BEAR COUNTRY!!