The chess.com analysis engine is a jerk

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rich wrote:

No not really.


lol I bet you would say that. It was a rhetorical question you dummy. Let me put it more simply for you in language that you'll understand: You are a complete moron, incapable of Comprehending even the simplest of sentence. And despite making a fool of yourself and alienating others around you again and again you continue to carry on as if nothing has happened. So yes you are a hypocrite. 

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tunatin wrote:

No, you're wrong Atomichicken. You must be.

rich wrote:

No, I always think before posting, or else you can sound extremely silly.


See? You can't fight that sort of power.


lol (just for Rich the following sentence is sarcasm) Yeah boy is my face red. (end of sarcasm)

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Will somebody please tell me how I can find the chess.com analysis engine?

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rich wrote:
atomichicken wrote:
rich wrote:

No not really.


lol I bet you would say that. It was a rhetorical question you dummy. Let me put it more simply for you in language that you'll understand: You are a complete moron, incapable of Comprehending even the simplest of sentence. And despite making a fool of yourself and alienating others around you again and again you continue to carry on as if nothing has happened. So yes you are a hypocrite. 


 You idiot. I am just trying to fight off the trolls lately that seem to be trying to get me into arguments. Why ask me if I am hiding something, why would I be ? No I can't be a hypocrite.


How about this. You stop acting like a 4 year old in public and take down your misleading "fide" rating and all us "trolls" will stop making fun of you. Sound fair?

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rich wrote:

There must be at least 40 other people on this site with ratings like 55555 and 99955.


*Knocks head onto keyboard*

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Was it a FIDE-sanctioned website? Where you competed in FIDE-sanctioned events?

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And what, pray tell, was the name of this FIDE-sactioned online correspondence chess site?

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I've used Fritz a great deal and yes I think the analysis on here even for diamond members is pretty crappy.

My personal favorite is the GUI you get with Rybka. It's called aquarium, I've found it very helpful when analysing my games. Not only will it tell you when you made a good or bad move, but it will tell you which moves were alternatives and how much better they were. It does this by playing tons of fast games from the positions (I think).

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Rich the trolls and scum bags are on to you!!! Run little fella run!!!

mmmmhahahaha

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rich wrote:
m74m2008 wrote:

And what, pray tell, was the name of this FIDE-sactioned online correspondence chess site?


 Can't remember the name properly as it was about 18 months ago, but it had a cup of coffee as it's logo.


A quick Google search (seriously, it took less than a third of a second to get the results) shows that only ICCF is FIDE-sanctioned. And ICCF does not have a cup of coffee as their logo.

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tunatin wrote:

Rich, if I began to tell you about my problems, Oh man... I've got more problems than you've got points...


Yeah I feel your pain man. I remember the days when problems were nothing more than a mathematics question....

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rich wrote:

Looks like I had put my spikes on for better speed. Not sure then m74m2008 maybe it was deleted or something or the site was taken down.


Or you could just be making it up. Which, to be honest, seems more likely to me.

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m74m2008 wrote:
rich wrote:

Looks like I had put my spikes on for better speed. Not sure then m74m2008 maybe it was deleted or something or the site was taken down.


Or you could just be making it up. Which, to be honest, seems more likely to me.


On a balance on probability, I'll have to go with m74m2008

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rich wrote:

No I'm not.


Well, the lack of FIDE-sactioned online chess sites is not helping your case much.

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tunatin wrote:

0-0, you're safe from contagion in the Bahamas. I just won't scratch my head.

(Instantchess has a cup of coffee for a logo.)


I ain't hiding no not'ing under my dreadlocks bro!

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rich wrote:
m74m2008 wrote:

And what, pray tell, was the name of this FIDE-sactioned online correspondence chess site?


 Can't remember the name properly as it was about 18 months ago, but it had a cup of coffee as it's logo.


Instant chess, cup of coffee compatable (this site is much better)

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rich wrote:

Maybe it was taken down for some reason, I don't know.


No, Instant Chess still exists. But I'm pretty sure that it has never been FIDE-sanctioned, which would be the only way you could show it as a FIDE rating.

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Rich, tell you what. Since the FIDE website has a searchable database of its members, what say you give us your real name and we'll search the database to see if you really have a FIDE rating. If, as I'm believe it will, this tests proves you have been lying, you remove the fake FIDE rating from your profile and apologize for lying about it. If your story bears out, those of us who have accused you of misrepresenting the truth will apologize for suggesting you were lying. Sound fair to you?

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tunatin wrote:

I'll apologize to Rich right now. I just hope he can find it in his heart to forgive me.


*chuckles at the sarcasm*

 

At least...I presume it's sarcasm.

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Why does everyone care about this? It's like you're mocking a mentally handicapped person (no offence, rich).