There are three types of people who play chess

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Goldname

The intelligent civilized man who is college educated and finds the game interesting.

And the fat pig who needs a way to simulate intelligence for himself because he's a failure in life. He also has anger issues with all those years of bullying/failure and feels a need to exercise power and insult others over a chess game.

And then there are the children who have taken up the game as a hobby.

This is what I've noticed at both the tournaments and on this website.

DrCheckevertim

so:

1. intelligent people with too much free time

2. psychologically damaged people

3. kids

sounds about right

tigerprowl9

You forgot the chess hippy.