Things some chess players say when they blunder

next time i will say pfren recommended that move ;)

I knew my move was loosing, I just wanted to know how long it would take for you to figure it out. Sucker!

erikzambrano wrote:

I just do my best to keep a poker face look and hope that my opponent doesn't see it. Hahahaha.

Exactly lol

Wow I think it's funny how he can't keep a straight face in the beginning I guess he made a big mistake

I said "shit" and it was
a) not posted
and
b) I got a warning

You just said it again lol

Or they can just simply put there hands on their forehead and lean back in the chair just like the match where Kasparov is playing against Anand

when i do discovered attack in a live game in real life( not online ), i point to other side of board and keep knocking them over accidentally. then i say: Free piece!! or i say: look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here...“ until he/she blunders and lets me take discovered piece

Lol I guess that can work but if you just kept saying it I will just quit and run away cause that would be driving me nuts

But whenever I would make a big mistake I would just usually resign.

In one of my games not too long ago, I blundered allowing a back rank checkmate, and upon resigning I simply typed, "That's what I get for moving without thinking first."  Which was the truth, because I didn't fully assess the entire position before making my move.

Back ranks are the worse types of mates for me. They are kinda embarrassing whenever I get back ranked. Luckily it never happened in a long time. But I would say they are more common to happen if they blunder soon before the mate.

i wonder if people think i'm a good sport.

this one player, said her "mouse didn't work!"after on one play there was 20 sec. runoff (1 min. game)so i offered a draw, and she accepted. Manipulation? or real?

No because she can't accept it because her mouse wasn't working how could she click the accept button lol

It was a touchpad, so she was white lying.

Yep lying

"I am bored of playing against you"

(I just captured his queen)

"My chess book didn't cover that."