I knew my move was loosing, I just wanted to know how long it would take for you to figure it out. Sucker!
Things some chess players say when they blunder

erikzambrano wrote:
I just do my best to keep a poker face look and hope that my opponent doesn't see it. Hahahaha.
Exactly lol

Wow I think it's funny how he can't keep a straight face in the beginning I guess he made a big mistake

Or they can just simply put there hands on their forehead and lean back in the chair just like the match where Kasparov is playing against Anand
when i do discovered attack in a live game in real life( not online ), i point to other side of board and keep knocking them over accidentally. then i say: Free piece!! or i say: look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here... look here...“ until he/she blunders and lets me take discovered piece

Lol I guess that can work but if you just kept saying it I will just quit and run away cause that would be driving me nuts

In one of my games not too long ago, I blundered allowing a back rank checkmate, and upon resigning I simply typed, "That's what I get for moving without thinking first." Which was the truth, because I didn't fully assess the entire position before making my move.

Back ranks are the worse types of mates for me. They are kinda embarrassing whenever I get back ranked. Luckily it never happened in a long time. But I would say they are more common to happen if they blunder soon before the mate.

this one player, said her "mouse didn't work!"after on one play there was 20 sec. runoff (1 min. game)so i offered a draw, and she accepted. Manipulation? or real?
next time i will say pfren recommended that move ;)