https://www.chess.com/news/view/breaking-official-rules-of-chess-updated
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Did you read the whole thing?
Especially this part: To ensure that games do not continue indefinitely, a clause has been added asserting that after move 101, each player will take turns kicking each other in the shin once per move until a player pleads for "mercy" or falls out of their chair.
https://www.chess.com/news/view/breaking-official-rules-of-chess-updated
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