Overruled. I'm a certified lawyer irl and the jury withholds this claim until newengland states "uncle", under which pretense he shall awarded a decree of non-action. Does anyone oppose this most just and pontificant ruling?
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It's obviously a hung jury. Send him to prison with full internet access! 
Jul 12, 2016
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pjreed86 wrote:
So when your king jumps off the board to evade checkmate, he can automatically claim a victory due to the opponents ineptitude?
Of course not! The other pieces can jump off after him and catch him!
JohnnyFM wrote:
Overruled. I'm a certified lawyer irl and the jury withholds this claim until newengland states "uncle", under which pretense he shall awarded a decree of non-action. Does anyone oppose this most just and pontificant ruling?
The jury is scum! I demand MOJ x to leave for being racist, MOJ a to leave for not showing up on time, MOJ y to leave for appearing to be corrupt, and MOJ b to leave for not being judge Judy.
The ruling is unjust due to the corrupt jury you have!
I'm in! You could take three pupils right? Or just make room for meeee?? Pwetty pwease?
Jul 12, 2016
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tacticalsniper wrote:
I'll teach you how to win mouse races, throw checks when you're low on time, and hang all your pieces! You don't need them, do you, only the king! Sign up today for FREE chess lessons from a TOP NOTCH IDIOT, MYSELF!!
Wow!!! What a great offer! Where do I sign up? I find it really difficult to be an idiot, can you help me?
Sir. If I may ask, is there an opening for an assistant TOP NOTCH IDIOT? I have been told by several people that I am an idiot, and one time, five people at once! CAN I BE ANY MORE QUALIFIED?!?!?!?!
Qxall
the right move is NPxU9+!! followed by O-O-O-O-Oxt9# !!
1. Ka5 Kb8 2. Kb5!! Kxc7 draw agreed.
You didn't say who's move it is; green or orange.
I'm going with:
1. Ka7+ Kxa7
2. Rxa7 ... (No pieces left to move)
3. Raxa7 (White rook takes itself, clearing the board of all but the invisible pieces! )
An unstoppable triumph for Gray!
1...K=N+ (rook check) (as you can see from the diagram,
this is not an underpromotion, but a mistake, as the piece
pictured in my display is clearly a knight, rather than a king,
so although this position is illegal, its use for fairy chess may
be possible...)
2. Kb7 Nxc7
3. Kxc7
1-0
a classical ending... like a fairy-tale almost. Green takes home the
vic with orange clutching at the high-heels. What makes it all the more
impressive is he does so with a defective monitor.
#get wrecked orange peels?
black king jumps off the board to evade mate.
Jul 14, 2016
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#78
After rook moves to deleiver checkmate, Black king loses his sanity, and picks the white rook and hit the white king with hit, thereby killing white king and winning the war.
I think this is the most logical follow up. Rest all the things said here are pure imaginary thinkings.
I was thinking 1. Rc8#, then I realsed that by threatening to capture the Black Leader, not only do I appear racist, but I also provoke the possiblility of Nuclear warfare and other WMDs that the Black nation is hiding in its secret lair in Atlantis. This will then induce White nation to respond with its own inter-square ballistic missiles, ultimately destroying the world and all chess pieces in it. The only people who survive will be those who are on the Moon playing Go against a computer with a handicap before kicking its *bleep* and switching sides.
All this thinking has muddled up my brain. I think it is time for me to catch a rocket to the Moon. My Go computer will be waiting for me.
This man has stolen my business. I am filing a corporate lawsuit which will be handled here on chess.com.
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