Top ten openings, based on how cool the name is

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AmazingJam1649

10. The 10th best opening based on it's name is the Giuoco Piano. This is because it has paino in it. And giuoco looks like guuci. nuff said

9. Sicilian Najdorf: Poisoned pawn variation. Can't really describe this one. Just sounds cool

8. Kangaroo Defence. Your bishop bounces over to check the king for no reason. Now that's what I call cool.

7. Sicilian Pterodactyl. The best dinosaur has it's own sicilian variation.

6. Siclian Dragon. Who doesn't think that dragons are cool?

5. Accelerated Dragon. Like Dragon, but Accelerated is also a cool word.

4. Sicilian Grand Prix Attack. Now you too can play Mario Kart Wii in chess.

3. Hyper Accelerated Dragon. Like accelerated dragon but hyper is also a cool word.

2. The Black Lion defence. It's a lion. It has a cool edgy colour. What's not to like?

1. Black Mustang defence. Hell yeah. 

AmazingJam1649
dbkh95 wrote:

Don't forget about the Frankenstein-Dracula variation, which is almost as scary as it sounds.

will look it up