Trick on how to get better at chess

1.repeat this.”I Soy woy vetter vat heist”. 
2.Think about you playing the greatest swindle ever

3.Keep a cup under your bed for a whole month but before doing that, add some salt.(idk how much) 

4.after the month, drink it all down.

(this really works! (Unless you ate some Covid-19!))

step 5 is a hard one. You need to create a club called I Soy Woy Veeter Vat Heist.

step 6 is to get 10 members at least into it.

7.dye some water and drink it all down.

8. repeat the incantation “All Salt shall be YOW my veins”

9. Sing the abc’s five times and then drink a COLD glass of milk (again, idk how much.)

10. Enjoy your new powers!

But if you don’t do number one then, :-]> 

§££ I told you

Because I’m not a try hard and I play chess for fun