Trump's Chess Set

 I dont go to Taco Bell, I have some Mexicans at Trumpy Mansion that sometimes cook real tacos for me, not that U.S. trash that Americans call Tacos without even knowing what a real taco is.

I thought you invited us for fake tacos? Oh . . . I get it . . . that is for the great, unwashed, poor who vote for you. We get Taco Bell. You get private cooks.

on a different note: I like the Taco trophy 🏆 they have on here.

Guys I am worried, I have only got 269 views in 21 hours which statisctically means Im more famous than any other "troll" in this page, the problem is I paid for some bots so the visits were 1000 not 269! Dangit!

So sue 'em! You've got lawyers on retainer out the ying-yang...

I think Hillary hacked me, that alien/lizzard is so mean!

I know right, he bullies his future president with small hand offenses. My hands may be small but they touch big billets all the time at Trumpy Mansion!

 I will try to deport him, but I can't assure you it will happen, Hillary Clinton may get in my way. And what do I have to legalize, weed? I am smoking some right now at the Trumpy Private Jet.