Well guys my opponent that i played with sucks a LOT

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LillahmMendez

Here guys I will show you some of my games my opponent was really really BAD he had bad openings middlegames and endgames (but guys I actually win because he had bad opening and all he actually deserves to lose)because he didn't play the right openings and middlegame and endgame so actually this is my last move when my rook was on c8 check my opponents rook blocked and I get my rook to c7 and then he just pushed his bishop and then I pulled my bishop to threat the rook my opponents bishop still just did nothing I just go nowhere and then I did that and that until I captured my opponents rook with my rook and my rook is protected by my bishop (by the way my opponents king Is in the corner and Is fenced his own pawns and then I checkmated him cause he DESERVES TO LOSE BECAUSE HE DID NOT PLAY GOOD OPENINGS MIDDLE GAMES ENDGAMES AND NOT WINNING MATERIAL! would you believe that?! he need's that kind of stuff guysplatinum.pngfrustrated.pngvotechess.png

LillahmMendez

guys this was the actual game                                                                                                                      1. d4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nxe5 Bb4+ 4. c3 Ba5 5. Bf4 d6 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. e4 Nf6 8. Bg5 Ba6 9. Bxa6 Qd7 10. Bxf6 gxf6 11. f4 d5 12. Nd2 Rb8 13. Kf2 dxe4 14. Nxe4 Rg8 15. Nxf6+ Ke7 16. Nxd7 Kxd7 17. d5 Bb6+ 18. Ke2 Rge8+ 19. Kf3 Re3+ 20. Kf2 Ree8+ 21. Kf1 Re4 22. dxc6+ Ke6 23. g3 Re8 24. b3 Kf5 25. g4+ Kf6 26. g5+ Kf5 27. Qd5+ Kg4 28. Be2+ Kh3 29. Re1 Rxf4+ 30. Qf3+ Rxf3+ 31. Bxf3 Ba5 32. b4 Bb6 33. c4 Bd4 34. Re4 Bc3 35. Bg4+ Kh4 36. Bd7+ Rxe4 37. Rg1 Re1+ 38. Kg2 Re2+ 39. Kh1 Bd4 40. Rg2 Re1+ 41. Rg1 Rxg1#

cellomaster8
Relax man, you’re not even above 1000
HaveASmurfyTime

This would be a smurfy time to offer to be his coach. You could show him the ways of a 662 online player.

autobunny

typical noob victory dance, like so many other threads - bunny like.

video summary for thread

 

jjupiter6

autobunny wrote:

typical noob victory dance, like so many other threads - bunny like.

video summary for thread

 

You're a member of this site for how long? - two months and you're calling others noobs?

autobunny
jjupiter6 wrote:

 

autobunny wrote:

 

typical noob victory dance, like so many other threads - bunny like.

video summary for thread

 

 

 

You're a member of this site for how long? - two months and you're calling others noobs?

 

how long does one have to be here for that then?  besides bunnies age a lot faster than humans - but then you're a haddock.

HaveASmurfyTime

So, how do "non-noobs" celebrate a win?

autobunny
HaveASmurfyTime wrote:

So, how do "non-noobs" celebrate a win?

like @jeth16colderas 's 5 part series starting with

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-am-the-best-player-here

 

JNM_2K18

LillahmMendez wrote:

Here guys I will show you some of my games my opponent was really really BAD he had bad openings middlegames and endgames (but guys I actually win because he had bad opening and all he actually deserves to lose)because he didn't play the right openings and middlegame and endgame so actually this is my last move when my rook was on c8 check my opponents rook blocked and I get my rook to c7 and then he just pushed his bishop and then I pulled my bishop to threat the rook my opponents bishop still just did nothing I just go nowhere and then I did that and that until I captured my opponents rook with my rook and my rook is protected by my bishop (by the way my opponents king Is in the corner and Is fenced his own pawns and then I checkmated him cause he DESERVES TO LOSE BECAUSE HE DID NOT PLAY GOOD OPENINGS MIDDLE GAMES ENDGAMES AND NOT WINNING MATERIAL! would you believe that?! he need's that kind of stuff guysplatinum.pngfrustrated.pngvotechess.png

That's the longest sentence I've ever read in my whole life.

JNM_2K18

LillahmMendez wrote:

guys this was the actual game                                                                                                                      1. d4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nxe5 Bb4+ 4. c3 Ba5 5. Bf4 d6 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. e4 Nf6 8. Bg5 Ba6 9. Bxa6 Qd7 10. Bxf6 gxf6 11. f4 d5 12. Nd2 Rb8 13. Kf2 dxe4 14. Nxe4 Rg8 15. Nxf6+ Ke7 16. Nxd7 Kxd7 17. d5 Bb6+ 18. Ke2 Rge8+ 19. Kf3 Re3+ 20. Kf2 Ree8+ 21. Kf1 Re4 22. dxc6+ Ke6 23. g3 Re8 24. b3 Kf5 25. g4+ Kf6 26. g5+ Kf5 27. Qd5+ Kg4 28. Be2+ Kh3 29. Re1 Rxf4+ 30. Qf3+ Rxf3+ 31. Bxf3 Ba5 32. b4 Bb6 33. c4 Bd4 34. Re4 Bc3 35. Bg4+ Kh4 36. Bd7+ Rxe4 37. Rg1 Re1+ 38. Kg2 Re2+ 39. Kh1 Bd4 40. Rg2 Re1+ 41. Rg1 Rxg1#

One word: genius!

bentlarsen1972

Both of you sucks

jjupiter6

autobunny wrote:

jjupiter6 wrote:

 

autobunny wrote:

 

typical noob victory dance, like so many other threads - bunny like.

video summary for thread

 

 

 

You're a member of this site for how long? - two months and you're calling others noobs?

 

how long does one have to be here for that then?  besides bunnies age a lot faster than humans - but then you're a haddock.

Haddock isn't pretentious.

autobunny
jjupiter6 wrote:

 

autobunny wrote:

 

jjupiter6 wrote:

 

autobunny wrote:

 

typical noob victory dance, like so many other threads - bunny like.

video summary for thread

 

 

 

You're a member of this site for how long? - two months and you're calling others noobs?

 

how long does one have to be here for that then?  besides bunnies age a lot faster than humans - but then you're a haddock.

 

Haddock isn't pretentious.

 

advantages of non-sobriety

LillahmMendez

hey auto bunny are you saying that im a noob?!!?! ANSWER ME!ONLY YES OR NO

LillahmMendez

and you bentlarsen are you saying im noob too?

 

LillahmMendez

im not threatening you guys im just asking

 

autobunny
LillahmMendez wrote:

hey auto bunny are you saying that im a noob?!!?! ANSWER ME!ONLY YES OR NO

ok.  YES OR NO.

LillahmMendez

JUST ANSWER ME YOU POOP LIKE NON-BRAIN FACE

 

LillahmMendez

YOU ARE MORE NOOB THAN ME YOU IDIOT!