What does it mean when you fettuccini your bishop?

It means you're about to calamari your king.

If you want to hear good jokes, watch a chess related video with auto generated caption on, simply hilarious.

Ask Al Fredo.

Funny thread. Last time I had them they were spelled Fettuccine though...

Except in the endgame. Then the fettuccinied bishop is trying to stoppa pasta pawn.

in a recent game i was rigatoniing my pawns, but an angel haired horsey saved me.

this is why pasta, beer, and chess DO not mix.

eat first; then play chess.

One time, my queen was "penne"d to my king.

I play "Past"a on blitz  games.

you need a fork to deal with pasta pawns

Try checking "fiancetto". 

Nobody mention the Fried Liver Attack.

depends on the restaurant.

Ask the waiter to grate some parmesan on it with that little wheelie crank thing. I always think a jack-in-the-box is going to pop out of it.

omg lol....happy new year all !!

He's sauced.