I don't know if they were titled or not but there's an Eggman in my database.
What IM,FM or GM chessplayer has (or had) the funniest name ?

@Rooperi and ChessPlayer6033 :
I rewrote my first post. Please read it and explain = edit your post #4 and 5.

Smbat Lputian
EDIT : Didn't realize they were supposed to actually spell/be pronounced like something dirty/funny...I just figured the above name looked funny...

According to the FIDE rating list, all these people exist, although none of them are titled (apologies to any of the below who might happen to read this!):
Igor Shitov
S.M. Dikshit
Ivar Tits
Jose F--k

I WANT TO CLOSE THIS THREAD . IT MIGHT ENTICE PEOPLE TO USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE EVEN IF THEY TALK ABOUT SOME PLAYER's REAL NAME.
Pelly , sunday 27 oct 2013 [15:50 local time]

If its a real person's name then how is it abusive?
Ask the moderators , then ask yourself.
As far as I'm concerned , I'm happy I received at least two serious and hilarious candidates from : [DrCheckevertim] and [Doggy_Style] .

Player description |
Name [ country, sex ] ( rating ) |
does not find the correct checks |
Sinyangwe, Mischeck [ ZAM, M ] |
does not know what a check is |
Waschischeck, Tom [ GER, M ] ( 1718 ) |
has artistic checks |
Scheckenbach, Franz [ GER, M ] ( 2136 ) |
makes a lot of sacrifices |
Sacks, Andrew [ USA, M ] ( 2170 ) |
is fed up with sacrifices |
Sacksick, Hubert [ FRA, M ] |
prevents sacrifices |
Stopsack, Malte [ GER, M ] ( 2242 ) |
not only plays the game but allows the game to be played on him |
Board, Thomas K [ USA, M ] |
puts his opponents in a situation where they have no legal moves |
Sending, Stale [ NOR, M ] ( 2034 ) |
often draws by 3-fold repetition |
Strepetova, Varvara [ RUS, F ] ( 1670 ) |
sometimes makes beginner's mistakes |
Patzer, Joachim [ GER, M ] ( 1945 ) |
urges pawn attacks to be quick |
Storm, Harry [ FIN, M ] ( 2012 ) |
does not follow chess etiquette |
Rude, Francois [ FRA, M ] |
if you play him you can bury your ranking |
Rank-Coffin, Adrien [ FRA, M ] |
destroys you if you have the black pieces |
WFM Blackburn, Suzie G. [ WLS, F ] ( 1959 ) |
has a good position with black |
Blackwell, Clive [ ENG, M ] ( 2215 ) |
oh! has never played 0-0 or 0-0-0 at all |
Oenone, Castle [ ZAM, M ] |
satisfied with splitting the point |
Drawe, Thomas [ GER, M ] ( 2069 ) |

Player description
Name [ country, sex ] ( rating )
does not find the correct checks
Sinyangwe, Mischeck [ ZAM, M ]
does not know what a check is
Waschischeck, Tom [ GER, M ] ( 1718 )
has artistic checks
Scheckenbach, Franz [ GER, M ] ( 2136 )
makes a lot of sacrifices
Sacks, Andrew [ USA, M ] ( 2170 )
is fed up with sacrifices
Sacksick, Hubert [ FRA, M ]
prevents sacrifices
Stopsack, Malte [ GER, M ] ( 2242 )
not only plays the game but allows the game to be played on him
Board, Thomas K [ USA, M ]
puts his opponents in a situation where they have no legal moves
Sending, Stale [ NOR, M ] ( 2034 )
often draws by 3-fold repetition
Strepetova, Varvara [ RUS, F ] ( 1670 )
sometimes makes beginner's mistakes
Patzer, Joachim [ GER, M ] ( 1945 )
urges pawn attacks to be quick
Storm, Harry [ FIN, M ] ( 2012 )
does not follow chess etiquette
Rude, Francois [ FRA, M ]
if you play him you can bury your ranking
Rank-Coffin, Adrien [ FRA, M ]
destroys you if you have the black pieces
WFM Blackburn, Suzie G. [ WLS, F ] ( 1959 )
has a good position with black
Blackwell, Clive [ ENG, M ] ( 2215 )
oh! has never played 0-0 or 0-0-0 at all
Oenone, Castle [ ZAM, M ]
satisfied with splitting the point
Drawe, Thomas [ GER, M ] ( 2069 )
This is hilarious.
The title says it all. Have a go at it.
I WANT TO CLOSE THIS THREAD . IT MIGHT ENTICE PEOPLE TO USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE EVEN IF THEY TALK ABOUT SOME PLAYER's REAL NAME.
Pelly , sunday 27 oct 2013 [15:50 local time]
As long as the players are or can be known , they are allowed in too.
Feel free to elaborate.Maybe it is only funny in one country or language. If so , explain.
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