What IM,FM or GM chessplayer has (or had) the funniest name ?

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pelly13

The title says it all. Have a go at it.

I WANT TO CLOSE THIS THREAD . IT MIGHT ENTICE PEOPLE TO USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE EVEN IF THEY TALK ABOUT SOME PLAYER's REAL NAME.

Pelly , sunday 27 oct 2013 [15:50 local time]

As long as the players are or can be known , they are allowed in too.

Feel free to elaborate.Maybe it is only funny in one country or language. If so , explain.

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Selection of Most Recent Update of candidates :

  • Eggman : [TheGreatOogieBoogie]
  • Liqa Madiq : [DrCheckevertim]
  • Smbat Lputian = (?) : [Mainline_Novelty]
  • Munchma Quchi : [Doggy_Style]
  • Nazi Paikidze = (cutie pie) : [Blundering-drunkard]
  • Igor Shitov : [Madhacker]
  • SM. Dikshit : [,,]
  • Ivar Tits : [,,]
  • Jose Fuck : [,, and RR]
  • ? Wanker : [Sonicstatic]
  • R. Damnjanovic : [freaky25]
  • R. Livshits : [,,]

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TheGreatOogieBoogie

I don't know if they were titled or not but there's an Eggman in my database. 

TheGreatOogieBoogie

Here is Eggman's brilliant game:

I also found an Eggenberger:




CP6033

As for Very popular GM Tomashevy is strange, but maybe just because I am Canadian

rooperi

Lembit Oll.

Shame, poor guy comitted suicide, maybe I shouldnt laugh at his name

pelly13

@Rooperi and ChessPlayer6033 :

I rewrote my first post. Please read it and explain = edit your post #4 and 5.

DrCheckevertim

GM Liqa Madiq

Mainline_Novelty

Smbat Lputian

EDIT : Didn't realize they were supposed to actually spell/be pronounced like something dirty/funny...I just figured the above name looked funny...

Doggy_Style

I nominate WIM Munchma Quchi.

madhacker

According to the FIDE rating list, all these people exist, although none of them are titled (apologies to any of the below who might happen to read this!):

Igor Shitov
S.M. Dikshit
Ivar Tits
Jose F--k

sonicstatic

I found someone yesterday by the name of Wanker. Not sure if he was titled or not.

freaky25

FM Radovan Damnjanovic

IM Ron Livshits

pelly13

I WANT TO CLOSE THIS THREAD . IT MIGHT ENTICE PEOPLE TO USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE EVEN IF THEY TALK ABOUT SOME PLAYER's REAL NAME.

Pelly , sunday 27 oct 2013 [15:50 local time]

sonicstatic

If its a real person's name then how is it abusive?

pelly13
sonicstatic schreef:

If its a real person's name then how is it abusive?

Ask the moderators , then ask yourself.

As far as I'm concerned , I'm happy I received at least two serious and hilarious candidates from  : [DrCheckevertim] and [Doggy_Style] .

watcha

Player description

Name [ country, sex ] ( rating )

does not find the correct checks

Sinyangwe, Mischeck [ ZAM, M ]

does not know what a check is

Waschischeck, Tom [ GER, M ] ( 1718 )

has artistic checks

Scheckenbach, Franz [ GER, M ] ( 2136 )

makes a lot of sacrifices

Sacks, Andrew [ USA, M ] ( 2170 )

is fed up with sacrifices

Sacksick, Hubert [ FRA, M ]

prevents sacrifices

Stopsack, Malte [ GER, M ] ( 2242 )

not only plays the game but allows the game to be played on him

Board, Thomas K [ USA, M ]

puts his opponents in a situation where they have no legal moves

Sending, Stale [ NOR, M ] ( 2034 )

often draws by 3-fold repetition

Strepetova, Varvara [ RUS, F ] ( 1670 )

sometimes makes beginner's mistakes

Patzer, Joachim [ GER, M ] ( 1945 )

urges pawn attacks to be quick

Storm, Harry [ FIN, M ] ( 2012 )

does not follow chess etiquette

Rude, Francois [ FRA, M ]

if you play him you can bury your ranking

Rank-Coffin, Adrien [ FRA, M ]

destroys you if you have the black pieces

WFM Blackburn, Suzie G. [ WLS, F ] ( 1959 )

has a good position with black

Blackwell, Clive [ ENG, M ] ( 2215 )

oh! has never played 0-0 or 0-0-0 at all

Oenone, Castle [ ZAM, M ]

satisfied with splitting the point

Drawe, Thomas [ GER, M ] ( 2069 )

pelly13

Watcha , you are great !

TiMePaRaDoX_73
watcha wrote:

Player description

Name [ country, sex ] ( rating )

does not find the correct checks

Sinyangwe, Mischeck [ ZAM, M ]

does not know what a check is

Waschischeck, Tom [ GER, M ] ( 1718 )

has artistic checks

Scheckenbach, Franz [ GER, M ] ( 2136 )

makes a lot of sacrifices

Sacks, Andrew [ USA, M ] ( 2170 )

is fed up with sacrifices

Sacksick, Hubert [ FRA, M ]

prevents sacrifices

Stopsack, Malte [ GER, M ] ( 2242 )

not only plays the game but allows the game to be played on him

Board, Thomas K [ USA, M ]

puts his opponents in a situation where they have no legal moves

Sending, Stale [ NOR, M ] ( 2034 )

often draws by 3-fold repetition

Strepetova, Varvara [ RUS, F ] ( 1670 )

sometimes makes beginner's mistakes

Patzer, Joachim [ GER, M ] ( 1945 )

urges pawn attacks to be quick

Storm, Harry [ FIN, M ] ( 2012 )

does not follow chess etiquette

Rude, Francois [ FRA, M ]

if you play him you can bury your ranking

Rank-Coffin, Adrien [ FRA, M ]

destroys you if you have the black pieces

WFM Blackburn, Suzie G. [ WLS, F ] ( 1959 )

has a good position with black

Blackwell, Clive [ ENG, M ] ( 2215 )

oh! has never played 0-0 or 0-0-0 at all

Oenone, Castle [ ZAM, M ]

satisfied with splitting the point

Drawe, Thomas [ GER, M ] ( 2069 )

This is hilarious.

TiMePaRaDoX_73
pelly13 wrote:

Watcha , you are great !

+1

madhacker

There are three people in the FIDE database called A. Fish