What is the best way to distract your opponent in over the board chess?

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If your opponent is a castling addict; he can not play well without castling; tease him to avoid castling showing posters like this:


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ChessPlayinDude47 wrote:
SonOfThunder2 wrote:
 
 

Oh yeah!

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Hum the 20th century FOX theme song..... 

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⤴now that's actually funny... 😊 

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The goat wanted a restart cos it realised the board was the wrong way around.

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that is certainly a weird, weird GIF = the goat

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Ask what your opponent is allergic to and eat his or her allergy or keep adjust
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distracted them by writing stuff that makes them think about them self and not the chess game going on

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Onions

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egoole wrote:

Onions

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gagali wrote:

distracted them by writing stuff that makes them think about them self and not the chess game going on

Someone already tried that trick before. It didn't end so well for them.

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https://en.chessbase.com/post/what-is-wrong-with-wesley-so

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Use German chess notation when recording your moves.

K= konig = king
D = damen (lady) = queen
S = springer (jumper) = knight 
L = laufer (runner) = bishop
T = turm (tower) = rook
B = baurer (farmer or peasant) = pawn 

It's little stuff that drives people crazy........Le3


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AussieRookie wrote:

The goat wanted a restart cos it realised the board was the wrong way around.

I noticed that too.  The white square is on the left and the green on the right.  Light is right!  

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The goat is right... Laughing

Cmon how many people get to see that in their lifetime...  A goat being right?  Undecided

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I guess we are the few!  I used to have 3 goats...together they were dumber than a box of rocks.  All's they could do is jump over fences...LOL

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SonOfThunder2 wrote:

I guess we are the few!  I used to have 3 goats...together they were dumber than a box of rocks.  All's they could do is jump over fences...LOL

LOL..  Laughing

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That's easy. Sheer top with no bra. And lots of fidgeting.