LOL
That story reminds me of a First Aid course I took one day.
The instructor asked one person to lay on the floor, and pretend to be unconcious. He then told my friend "You see this person just lieing there. What do you do?"
My friend looked around the room quickly, "Nobody watching?" reached in the victims back pocket, and took his wallet!
The instructor wasn't amused for some reason. Everybody else was in hysterics, though.
c'mon let's revive this thread it's very entertaining!
Here's my story:
On the night before the main tournament, my friend and I participated in a bughouse side tournament. Every round, as soon as the pairings were up the TD would get mobbed by all the kids trying to see their pairing first. The first round this happened the TD snapped and yelled, "You'll all get a chance to see the pairings, NO NEED TO SHOVE PEOPLE AND KICKING TD WON'T HELP THINGS EITHER!!"
Soon everyone finally settled down at their boards and the TD, already slightly enraged, asked "Are there any questions about the rules?" Some smartass decided to ask "What's Bughouse?" The room exploded with laughter. The TD, trying not to get angry again, answered as calmly as he could "If you don't know how to play bughouse, you need to leave right now." After a few more serious questions, that same guy decided to ask, "How does a pawn move?" That was the last straw. Some people laughed, but they knew the TD had had it, the TD, thoroughly maddened, bellowed, "YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE BEING FUNNY, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. ONE MORE STUPID QUESTION OUT OF YOU AND I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF NOT ONLY THIS TOURNAMENT BUT THE TOURNAMENT TOMORROW, TOO. NOW SHUT UP BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SERIOUS QUESTIONS I NEED TO ANSWER SO WE CAN GET STARTED!!!"
Scholastic Tournaments are very entertaining