What is your favorite chess quote?

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JimmyTheK
deepmac wrote:

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat. fisher

Is this really your favorite chess quote?  I think it's sickening.

purezen
TetsuoShima wrote:
deepmac wrote:
purezen wrote:

When I want to impress a woman I show her my game where I mated a chess master in twenty-one moves. - Fifty-Six year old virgin.

haha

yes the cheap attack of the small minded jealous people, like saying when one can afford a good car: oh he has a small one.

I mean im jealous too, but if you talk that way that makes yourself look way cheaper than you are. Why make yourself look bad with force??? absolutly unnecessary

You may be jealous of a fifty-six year old virgin but not me.

winerkleiner

"I would like chess better if I won more"

-Fisherkleiner (me)

TetsuoShima
SupremeOverlord wrote:

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?? PLEASE, I HAVE MONEY, DO YOU WANT MONEY?? NOOOOOOOOO" - the backyard professor

no tell the professor i want money, im different. gift me the money

deepmac
JimmyTheK wrote:
deepmac wrote:

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat. fisher

Is this really your favorite chess quote?  I think it's sickening.

pretty much yea 

finns

The best indicator of a chess player's form is his ability to sense the climax of the game. by Boris Spassky

finns
deepmac wrote:

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat. fisher

I have been beaten by many females and i think they are equal to males.

heister

"You want to know why Santa is so jolly?  It's because he knows where all the naughty girls are."  -Chessmaster in Indiana, US.

TetsuoShima
PIRATCH wrote:

Hort: "In chess even the keenest communist has to look for his king!" *rofl*
This was back in the 1980ies before the iron curtain opened. 

that was actually a rather thoughtless statement when you think about how communists took care of the russian monarchs.


 

Scottrf
finns wrote:
deepmac wrote:

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat. fisher

I have been beaten by many females and i think they are equal to males.


Perhaps you should check the rating lists.

TetsuoShima
heister wrote:

"You want to know why Santa is so jolly?  It's because he knows where all the naughty girls are."  -Chessmaster in Indiana, US.

The art is finding the good girls before the turn naughty.

avi97

that's why fischer doesnt have a girlfriend

deepmac

guys matter is that best female player in world is kinda like 2700 or... best male player 2850 

deepmac
noleryer wrote:
JimmyTheK wrote:
deepmac wrote:

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat. fisher

Is this really your favorite chess quote?  I think it's sickening.

Nah, thats cool as hell

agree!!!

TetsuoShima

"Those who say they understand Chess, understand nothing"

Robert Hubner

TetsuoShima

" All chessplayers should have a hobby" Tartakover

TetsuoShima

"Chess makes man wiser and clear-sighted"

Putin, no joke!!!

winerkleiner

"What do you see when Mr. Chess bends over?"

"Chessnuts"

toiyabe

"I don't believe in psychology, I believe in good moves."

-Fischer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcN6QUe5Skw

varelse1
JimmyTheK wrote:
deepmac wrote:

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat. fisher

Is this really your favorite chess quote?  I think it's sickening.

It's my favorite Fischerquote, let's put it that way.

Naturally, anything came out of Fischer's mouth was going to be sickening.